Fun Fun Friday - One Word at a Time

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:34 am

From http://forum.ableton.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=119415 , this is the epic saga so far (with a little creative punctuating for readability):

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H20nly · Post by **H20nly** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:50 am

We rule!

McQ714 · Post by **McQ714** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:53 am

some of that actually makes sense.. amazing! and pretty funny, too!!!

Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:00 am

First one to vocode that and put it in a tune wins one free Internet!

(don't think I haven't thought about it, eh)

timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:01 am

Bravo Neb, bravo.

Tarekith · Post by **Tarekith** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:09 am

Can't believe you typed all that out

bosonHavoc · Post by **bosonHavoc** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:25 am

i am roll on floor laughing my stupid wannabe girlie ass off

ya thats a freaking hit song baby!

elxicano · Post by **elxicano** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:27 am

Neb, you kick ass, bro.

Fridays would never be the same without you.

Thanks for typing ALL that up.

ollyb303 · Post by **ollyb303** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:29 am

awesome.

just awesome.

might try a little vocoding later on...

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:47 pm

I'm gonna do a beatnik version...jazz, baby, freeform jazz!!!!!!!!!

Mad props to all you nutters for coming up with this shit...I'm just the secretary!

crumhorn · Post by **crumhorn** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:48 pm

If a finite number of Ableton forum members can do that, imagine what could be achieved by an infinite number of monkeys!

Actually it reads a lot like Brian Aldiss

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:55 pm

I'm pretty certain those are the lyrics to an Adam Freeland track.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:58 pm

And now for something totally different....

http://www.rathergood.com/bite

H20nly · Post by **H20nly** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:05 pm

nebulae wrote:And now for something totally different....

http://www.rathergood.com/bite

double

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:12 pm

http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar

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