Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?

Rave · Post by **Rave** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:42 pm

Following on from another thread it appears that this important topic needs to be addressed seperately

LoopStationZebra · Post by **LoopStationZebra** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:42 pm

Yes. Now wipe off your chin and make me some breakfast.

Suicide Server · Post by **Suicide Server** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:00 pm

Isn´t this what becoming a musician is all about ? Did i miss something ?

Gab · Post by **Gab** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:08 pm

Serious Cat won't appreciate this thread.

supamonsta · Post by **supamonsta** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:09 pm

Isn´t this what becoming a musician is all about ? Did i miss something ?

that is also a good definition of "politics" and "business plans"

EDIT: I never tried such a strange sexual "technique", but how could you be successfull and not waking the partner up??? do you use max4live or other 3rd app to get it done?

necho · Post by **necho** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:22 pm

LoopStationZebra wrote:Yes. Now wipe off your chin and make me some breakfast.

LOL

UKRuss · Post by **UKRuss** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:58 pm

No. I did jizz on the cat while I was asleep though....does that count? It was an accident...

ThrowAway · Post by **ThrowAway** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:22 pm

Ive always wondered and this seems like the right thread to ask......... if you jizzed in a hot frying pan, would it cook like egg whites?

the girl next door · Post by **the girl next door** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:28 pm

Cant say i have.

ThrowAway · Post by **ThrowAway** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:33 pm

If you switch the word "on" for "in" the results might be a lot different.

necho · Post by **necho** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:36 pm

ThrowAway wrote:Ive always wondered and this seems like the right thread to ask......... if you jizzed in a hot frying pan, would it cook like egg whites?

Why don't you give it a go tonight? You could post some pictures tomorrow...

ThrowAway · Post by **ThrowAway** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:38 pm

I dont have a digital camera and my pans are too expensive to jizz in.

UKRuss · Post by **UKRuss** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:47 pm

I feel some 70s funk coming on...

Hot jizz
sizzling, man
Hot jizz
jumpin' in the pan
Hot jizz
Like it like that
Hot jizz
bubblin' man phat

necho · Post by **necho** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:50 pm

ThrowAway wrote:I dont have a digital camera and my pans are too expensive to jizz in.

Sell a pan and buy a camera?

I wonder what happens if you microwave jizz....

Emissary · Post by **Emissary** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:05 pm

I jizzed on myself whilst she was asleep next to me, but thats kind of sad.