"What would Henke do?"

[3dot...]

they say he once killed a bear with his bear hands...
and struck him with a blow of ten thousand men...
truly a man of great courage...

[3dot...]

legend says..
he was kidnapped from the cradle by a wise monkey..
and raised by a band of bald eagles on top of the great Kilimanjaro ...
this is where he learned the ways of the world.. (and how to fly)
and was destined to become a savior and a great warrior...

[3dot...]

...he then went on to discover electricity..
and the people were happy.

[beats me]

....and there are many that claim he prefers Fruity Loops.
....and those claims can't be proven as soon after making that statement they disappeared.

[3dot...]

... mysteriously...
yes...
the legend of henke tells us that fruity loops is the source of his powers...
and that like any hero before him..
he had made himself many enemies..
evil men that would stop at nothing until they watch him fall...
unfortunately for them.. Henke was always one step ahead..

[H20nly]

my new bass strings came from his beard.

[STRATEGY_510]

When Henke goes in water, Henke doesn't get wet, the water gets Henke.

STRATEGY

[smutek]

Henke is the master of dark and futuristic music.

Henke is so dark and futuristic that one night the police were chasing him down the street, they yelled "up against the wall" and then ran right by him because they thought he was an alley.

[macmurphy]

If Henke has £5 and you have £5, Henke has more money than you.

[H20nly]

his glass is never empty.

[the_antagonist]

sleep with your wifes and girlfriends

[3dot...]

... and then by magic...restore their virginity...
that's why I don't mind..

[Angstrom]

I heard that Henke wrote a max patch to re-sequence his own DNA

[sublimelobc]

I heard that Henke wrote a max patch to re-sequence his own DNA

Actually, he only prototyped the Uberman DNA re-sequencer in max, he actually re-sequenced it in C++.

[Angstrom]