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by dje
Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:54 am
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: ATTENTION DJs. THIS is how you should behave on stage.
Replies: 54
Views: 5309

three wrote: It's a fine line between clever and stupid young skywalker.
Uh... thanks for the buzz kill on a totally awesome thread.

And for using the most cliche phrase ever created to express condescension.
by dje
Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:55 am
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: ATTENTION DJs. THIS is how you should behave on stage.
Replies: 54
Views: 5309

I usually duct tape my feet to the floor when I perform. I once pulled a groin jigging about the stage and decided to tone it down. landrvr1 poses a worthy question. Bobbing my head at precisely 50 Hz for 32.5 seconds results in an instant blow job. Add fist pumping and anal is guaranteed. Has anyon...
by dje
Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:34 am
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: Wyoming
Replies: 131
Views: 10353

Every time I drive out of Denver to Cheyenne, I feel like I'm driving about 30 years back in time. Last time, I took it up to 88 mph and giggled like a school girl. Then I realized I wouldn't be having any fun for the next week. Keep in mind that the largest city in Wyoming is Cheyenne, which has ju...
by dje
Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:28 am
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: Please drunk dial this number repeatedly
Replies: 20
Views: 2921

Fourty Two (42)
by dje
Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:05 am
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: MIDI Synthesis Question
Replies: 1
Views: 448

MIDI Synthesis Question

My life has finally allowed me the opportunity to sink my teeth into Live, and to drill myself I'm trying to basically replicate one of my favorite songs. Note for note, I have it down, but I'm running into issues with accuracy in the actual synthesis of the instruments. Apparently the Microsoft GS ...
by dje
Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:12 am
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: [Way OT] Need Cello buying advice
Replies: 17
Views: 4404

I have 10+ years on cello and have owned three. I have also played electric guitar for about the same amount of time and own two, so I'll try to help out a bit. - bring a tuner - check the intonation, an open string has the same note as the same string fretted at its halfway point Cellos (and, gener...