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by Poop_Smear
Thu Dec 23, 2010 8:21 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: How often do you get drunk....
Replies: 23
Views: 2850

Re: How often do you get drunk....

Weed is the healthy option. Drinking makes you drunk, smoking unlocks the secrets of the universe. Turns out it's really quite big. Having said that, I plan on killing a bottle of Amaretto tonight with a lady friend I intend on forcing myself on. Try saying "no" with my cock down your throat. Word....
by Poop_Smear
Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:04 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: How often do you get drunk....
Replies: 23
Views: 2850

Re: How often do you get drunk....

damn...now I'm really in trouble. A bud of mine gave me a nice phatt bottle of Glenfiddich scotch for Christmas. :P
by Poop_Smear
Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:32 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Too much bacon...
Replies: 17
Views: 2194

Re: Too much bacon...

djsynchro wrote:Then it felt great!

Uh...yeah...my girlfriend was actually the said dog. She has foul breath and her feet stink but I still love 'er. :lol:
by Poop_Smear
Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:30 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: How often do you get drunk....
Replies: 23
Views: 2850

How often do you get drunk....

...or fucked up on your favorite posion of choice? A bud of mine at work gave me a big-ass bottle of Jaegermeister for Christmas and I've been hitting it steadily now for the past 3 nights. He said the Germans actually make it out of deer-blood or something like that. Anyway, I've had to look up to ...
by Poop_Smear
Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:53 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Who saw Tron?
Replies: 27
Views: 3372

Re: Who saw Tron?

I saw it again today, I had to take my little punk-ass nephew. It still sucked.
by Poop_Smear
Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:51 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Too much bacon...
Replies: 17
Views: 2194

Re: Too much bacon...

djsynchro wrote:go wrap some round your dick
Yo...I just tried your suggestion. It felt rather good until the dog chomped down on it. :lol:
by Poop_Smear
Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:15 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Merry Christmas...
Replies: 9
Views: 978

Re: Merry Christmas...

"Gummo" is a great uplifting flick to watch with the kiddies at Christmas time. :o

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by Poop_Smear
Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:29 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Hawty inside....and a remix of her jingle
Replies: 3
Views: 652

Re: Hawty inside....and a remix of her jingle

The operative word is....Jailbait. :o
by Poop_Smear
Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:26 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: "Who needs real food!?"
Replies: 5
Views: 715

Re: "Who needs real food!?"

djsynchro wrote:Does it contain

S :x Y
Nope. It contains.....People. :lol: :P
by Poop_Smear
Sun Dec 19, 2010 9:11 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: "Who needs real food!?"
Replies: 5
Views: 715

"Who needs real food!?"

...when u can have this... :lol:

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by Poop_Smear
Sun Dec 19, 2010 9:06 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: noisy neighbour
Replies: 33
Views: 5193

Re: noisy neighbour

Another option is to bolt a burlap swingset seat to the ceiling and give your girlfriend a Vienamese SpinFuck....with great regularity. :mrgreen:
by Poop_Smear
Sun Dec 19, 2010 3:31 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: An embarrassing question about windows xp -
Replies: 5
Views: 750

Re: An embarrassing question about windows xp -

Wow...that's a pretty embarassing question to ask here. :)
by Poop_Smear
Sun Dec 19, 2010 2:48 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: noisy neighbour
Replies: 33
Views: 5193

Re: noisy neighbour

Hell...this one has an EZ solution. Here's what you do: Go out and buy yourself a mess of collard greens and put 'em in a big pot of water and let 'em steam all day. Since this fuckwad lives above you, he'll be the beneficiary of the dank, rank and skanky fumes that will rise. I guarantee you that a...
by Poop_Smear
Sun Dec 19, 2010 7:10 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Old thread new title
Replies: 46
Views: 5497

Re: Palin for President!!!!

Palin has nice yams. I wish to sniff them. :)
by Poop_Smear
Sun Dec 19, 2010 7:08 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Q. Did Ann Wilson of Heart die from being too Beefy?
Replies: 8
Views: 1410

Re: Q. Did Ann Wilson of Heart die from being too Beefy?

I remember seeing videos where they squeezed the image to (try and fail to) make her look thin - so she's a big woman SO FUCKING WHAT what's the matter with this shallow world if you don't look like Barbie you don't have a right to exist? Fucking insane! Ann's vascular bundles affect her ability to...