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This didn't happen to me, but to a famous tennis player. (Might have been Boris Becker) At a party, some cunning female gave him a blow job in a cupboard, spat the contents into a condom, took it home and basted herself and fell pregnant. She filed for a paternity suit. I think this is a pretty bul...

Dombleton wrote: The reason men masturbate is that the more recent the sperm is the healthier it is, so masturbation ejects the older sperm making you more fertile. Its basic evolution making you more likely to have stronger offspring. FACT.

best advice I've heard on this forum in a long time.

A lil bump for the Brisbane Ableton workshop tonight! It's forge's birthday too... so beers. will. be. drunk. (afterwards 8) ) Wicked gig in Sydney last night, Sweetjesus took us to an excellent Japanese restaurant beforehand too. Kampai! :D AHA! sneaky bugger...if longjohns hadn't sent me a PM I w...

I have an EQ3 and a rack I have made myself on each of 4 tracks, and I have mapped the buttons under the 8 "effects" macro knobs to the device title headers so that I can use those same 8 knobs on 8 different racks but the trouble is, when the blue hand is on a rack then for some reason th...

Sibanger wrote: I don't think anyone would bother to download 5-7 hours of video on a torrent.
I would prefer to watch a dvd on the tv than on my computer.

that's what I thought, but they did, in droves!

I've got one at the moment to demo at the Brisbane launch tomorrow and I have to say for DJing it's impressive really solid build, feels like it would be reliable for gigging with it all the time amazingly easy to get it going my only comments: Loop is a bit kind of redundant - I mean there can be u...

it would be way more useful

What? No option to wait until video is available for free on torrent?? :roll: For $20-$25, you'll get a lot of takers. Worth a lot more, but $50 or higher, people will start to justify their spending. Tone Deft Wrote find forge's prices and go 80% of that. although the dreads are cred... maybe 90%....

yeah I don't get why it won't replace things more liberally. multiple candidates (one or more hehe) = REPLACE IT!! nobody cares which one, because they are all the same. ESPECIALLY if there is only one I did get a reply from an Abe once saying that there is a reason it does this that kind of made s...

please see here: http://forum.ableton.com/viewtopic.php?p=916464#p916464

:evil: :evil: :evil: this is utterly infuriating STILL I honestly can not see how it is in any way beneficial to have ONE candidate and to then have to go through EVERY sample one by one, clicking the question mark, then going to the browser to the left and double clicking to tell Live to just accep...

dear god this is infuriating

look here: http://www.alexisforge.com/SillyCandidates.mov

why do I have to keep going and double clicking on the file to the left?

Well, it's all up to Brisbane now..... Remember Pitch Black are doing their thing, giving a run down of their set up - always inspirational and well worth catching I'll be giving a run down of what's new in Live 8 and a demo of the Vestax VCM600 controller and rumour has it there will be a discount ...

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