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by machinesfuckingoff
Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:30 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: How many of you are seriously broke?
Replies: 9
Views: 1211

Re: How many of you are seriously broke?

Most of you wankoffs can't even pay attention. You're old, living in a musty flat and eating mayonnaise sandwiches for super. I'll bet 5 pounds you're still using pirated copies of Sony Acid ver 2
by machinesfuckingoff
Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:33 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: How many of you are seriously broke?
Replies: 9
Views: 1211

How many of you are seriously broke?

That many eh? Lol
by machinesfuckingoff
Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:51 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Managed to stun someone into silence with a lovely retort.
Replies: 6
Views: 706

Re: Managed to stun someone into silence with a lovely retort.

John Bacon, USA TODAY 3:31 p.m. EDT July 31, 2013 http://rsrc2.psychologytoday.com/files/imagecache/teaser-image-small/blogs/84335/2013/05/124989-123730.jpg O.J. Simpson won parole Wednesday on some of the charges that have kept him in a Nevada prison for almost five years, but still faces at least...
by machinesfuckingoff
Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:48 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Is anyone here not running Reason 7?
Replies: 8
Views: 763

Re: Is anyone here not running Reason 7?

H20nly wrote:no Reason 7 here.

no Reason at all.
Probably wouldn't matter anyway
by machinesfuckingoff
Sat Jul 27, 2013 3:37 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Where are all the Hip Hop Producers?
Replies: 162
Views: 25297

Re: Where are all the Hip Hop Producers?

rakim87 wrote:nothing but shit talkers and whine babies on here. have fun destroying your own community.
Hahaahahoho. Thats the spirit m8. On the other hand tho it could be rather entertianing listening to this colossal circle jerk of a cyber jam. I'm just saying.
by machinesfuckingoff
Sat Jul 27, 2013 1:34 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Where are all the Hip Hop Producers?
Replies: 162
Views: 25297

Re: Where are all the Hip Hop Producers?

H20nly wrote:
starving student wrote: I like that track that rakim posted
i missed it. just listened. sounds like a drunken arsehat to me. i hear a sample at 1:00 - 1:03.
by machinesfuckingoff
Sat Jul 27, 2013 1:29 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Where are all the Hip Hop Producers?
Replies: 162
Views: 25297

Re: Where are all the Hip Hop Producers?

Count me in for some Tuba and background belching tracks. You bunch of homo's couldn't mix concrete so ring me up when you get to the producing stage for some tips and advice
by machinesfuckingoff
Sat Jul 27, 2013 1:09 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Blast from the past for ol' LSZ...
Replies: 3
Views: 490

Re: Blast from the past for ol' LSZ...

OJ KARDASHIAN wrote:LSZ is in here under another name. just like every other forum veteran cast as a new name.
I always knew that dipshite was a bloody multimoniiker madness troll. Word up in Bristol is that he idolizes Microsoft veeps.
by machinesfuckingoff
Sat Jul 20, 2013 3:38 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Anyone know of documentaries about the history of the bible
Replies: 475
Views: 36728

Re: Anyone know of documentaries about the history of the bible

with regards to the bible aleister crowley had it right. page and macca know this.
by machinesfuckingoff
Sat Jul 20, 2013 3:35 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Screw Rolling Stone mag!
Replies: 91
Views: 9788

Re: Screw Rolling Stone mag!

rolling stone is taking the piss out of everyone with that cover and probably having the best sales numbers in years. briliant marketing methinks. never judge a cover by its book.
by machinesfuckingoff
Sat Jul 20, 2013 3:26 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Except for Depeche Mode, 98% electronica = rubbish
Replies: 16
Views: 1720

Re: Except for Depeche Mode, 98% electronica = rubbish

aisling wrote:
beats me wrote:Great music of any genre stopped being made when Van Halen replaced David Lee Roth with Sammy Hagar. FACT. No need to discuss.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Eddie discovered that brown sound after a chance encounter with Steve Ballmer.
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:46 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: robot workers in fast food
Replies: 61
Views: 6807

Re: robot workers in fast food

Mint Invader wrote:Robot learns to flip pancakes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gxLKSsSIE

Mmmmm. Stack' Em high for me. And hold the dingleberries.
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:39 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Enough squabbling, it's all about the MUSIC
Replies: 13
Views: 1294

Re: Enough squabbling, it's all about the MUSIC

Mint Invader wrote:Best part... it leaves me minty fresh.
You should consult with Ballmer on improving his hygiene habits. For a fee of course.
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:37 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: robot workers in fast food
Replies: 61
Views: 6807

Re: robot workers in fast food

:mrgreen: " The Competition " for some of you once you give up on prospects for that recording studio job or making it big in the music/DJ scene" http://www.mynorthwest.com/emedia/seattle/10/1041/104163.jpg http://www.thefiscaltimes.com/App_Data/MediaFiles/B/9/5/%7BB9589D80-8DF7-4F15-A290-40A38C738B...