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My new clip coloring service has over 3 million people signed up already! All I can say is... "wow"

Because of the enormous success of this, I am also offering clip counting services and muting services.

You will go to sleep and I will sneak in through a back window or your chimney. While you are ...

I am now offering a service for people where I will visit you, in your house, studio or whatever and personally color your clips. Coloring clips can be time consuming, stressful and a real pain for artists. When the daunting task of clip coloring arises, many people quickly look the other way. But ...

I would really like to see a Christopher Walken Edition of Live. I think that this could best be done with a whole lotta MIDI tracks, a whole lotta cowbell tracks ready to fire off on the fly wherever the hell you want. It will also have wood (maple or oak?) paneling on the sides with my signature ...

Last night (After a day of shooting my latest film) I played an all MIDI show with my MPC. I couldn't really tell the difference but some audiophiles in the crowd told me that the dynamic range and freq response on the MPC's MIDI was much better than Live.

Maybe someone wants to do a comparison test?

Is it just me, or does live sound totally inferior to other DAWs when you play lots of MIDI notes? When I turn up the MIDI amount on all of my tracks and the signal begins to clip it sounds dull and muddy. I've heard that when you really push the MIDI hard in Live the summing gets totally whacky and ...

Yes, I decided to put acting (and drinking) on hold for a while while I pursue my DJ career with the amazing Live 2.
...But please... no more Deer Hunter jokes.

OK, my bad.... someone already wrote about pancakes and Live 2.

So this will be the first thread EVER that discusses....

I recently discovered another post about Live 2 and Seahorses. So I found another topic that has NEVER been discussed - Live 2 and pancakes.

Yeah, that joke is so old. Hahaha... yeah I get it.... my name's Christopher Walken, deer hunter... yeah yeah...

i'm over it already!

Phantom power is on the page after the page about the Q-bert module.

well, the closest thing i could find was this. It's ableton Live "screenshot" version and bologna with electrodes:

Ableton Live - Awesome!


Bolgogna with electrodes - Totally RAD!

Pro Tools is OK
http://www.planetdj.com/images/PROTOOLS7.jpg

Lasagna is so much better!

* 8 ounces lasagna noodles
* 1 pound lean ground beef
* 1/2 cup chopped onion
* 8 ounces mushrooms, optional
* 1 jar (about 16 ounces) spaghetti sauce, your favorite
* 1 teaspoon garlic powder
* 1/2 ...

It's right after the chapter that goes into detail about the Q-bert module

OK, so maybe I made a mistake about the Q-bert

BUT... the good news is that this version of Live 3 will contain the following improvements (this is confirmed):

a) more improvements
b) better version of Live
c) updated info view
d) better functions
e) more functions
f) more enhanced useability
g ...

Inside sources tell me that Boston will be the only city to receive Live 3 when it comes out next week! Horray for me! Horray! Horray!

Everyone else will still be on Live 6 and I'll have the total Boston version of Live 3 complete with the following:

- more improved plugins
- better production ...