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Sorry for the of topic people - In May I will be looking for residential properties closer to the center of Melbourne (no more than say 20 minutes away) and preferably close to Richmond (Bridge Road). If anybody knows of anyone looking for a house/flat mate around then let me know. Preferably non sm...

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My wife works at an art gallery... I've learned that you have to a. Start losing weight b. Wear tight jeans c. Wave your hands all limp wrist like Most importantly: d. Replace "S" with "TH" in your vocabulary, I like to call it a Gay De-Esser. Why do yo CUNT BAGS always fucking stereotype like that...

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Happy Birthday you young thing you .
Gosh this is my last year in my 30's so I have no idea what you're complaining about .
Have a good one buddy and may there be many more to come .

I was going to use the name "Penis Von Lesbian" but was afraid "Dick Van Dyke" might sue me for name plagiarism.

I program nearly all of mine using midi data myself ..... So unless you want a huge post about signature's , subdivisions , use of velocity , ghost notes , using triplet hats aganst standard 4/4 , moving the accent , pushing and pulling the beat within the same tempo, shuffle vs swing, syncopation, ...

Hey! i remember the 'good old days' at MP3.com- remember when they paid you money for every listen you got??? Ah.. the dot com dayz. :) Sampling rain/found sounds isn't new.. Art of Noise, Orbital, heck- Depeche Mode!.... but TBU is still an amazing work- the closest thing to 'serious' music evolvi...

I'm going to go and sample some rain, and then quantize it to perfect 256ths. How unoriginal. I had a No.1 track Mp3.com several years back when i owned the RS7000. I sampled hail on the tin roof during a storm. Performed a slice and seq job on it then programmed an intro that started off as the ha...

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Nine Horses - SnowBorneSorrow
Murcof - Remembranza
RadioHead - Kid A
Mouse on Mars - Radical Connector
Flanger - Spirituals

OK, from all the reading and feedback I've done in the past few days, it looks like the Truths are not going to be the answer for real acoustic instruments - the most common complaint I've heard is that there is a lack of upper mid clarity. I do a lot of guitar work, so obviously that's going to be...

Do not listen to the usual "Stay away from cheap Behringer products" arguments becaus these are BS prejudices. Especially regarding the Truth monitors because they are actually very good monitors for the money. Sorry, but I must disagree. Beringer's stuff is produced in a small Chinese village that...

Thinking of booking a one way ticket and leaving this little town behind. Anyone have any experience of Sydney? I'd be grateful to know any important information, and/or general experiences of jobs, nightlife, accommodation in Sydney. I'd probably be looking for casual barwork or whatever. Also, ho...

Here is the new rule. It is the rule because it is: If you don't put in your profile where you are from, you can expecit the short name for RICHARD in reply to your pleas for help. Here's why: 1) it's why because there are a s.SHITload of people here who speak all kinds of languages, and your attem...

If I could get my hardware set-up back I know exactly what I would by.... 1.Clavia Nord Modular G2 Rack 2.Motif ES Rack with AN/VL/DX Plg Boards 3.Alesis Andromeda I would round that off with a Motu Audio Midi Interface get a Yamaha RS7000 to sequence the whole lot with keep Reason 3, Dimension Pro ...

simpleton wrote:I couldn't help but notice that sex was not in your boring routine. switch to your left hand... spice things up a bit

Yes the beauty of using 'the other hand' is that it feels like you are doing it with a complete stranger that you love very much at the time also .