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Another Bravo TV housewife, another clusterfuck of a performance on morning television. When that one guy picked up the other guy and spun him around over his head ... well I'm really just speechless.

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Oh god, Loop, you need to get some better porn than one of my step videos. Try xhamster or something.

Or watch this:

http://www.ktla.com/videobeta/6e47f840- ... You-Class-

I know you're thinking by now, why I can't let this go? But I thought you guys would love the NSFW raunchiness of this cartoon, which imagines what the Real Housewives of New York reunion will look like (it actually airs tomorrow). Luann sings her signature line at 2:08. But the rest of it is pretty...

Here's how filtered she was in the video: http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/7/2010/05/15bb7f324035fda1a0a7fc75e94a63b0/original.jpg And here's what Gawker had to say about that: We had no idea that the sexy Supernanny dominatrix in the video was actually, you know, LuAnn. Damn, she looks...

Thanks you guys!

Off to plan a new step routine for tonight's class. Anybody wanna come?

Gawker.com re-imagines Luann's fateful visit to the recording studio, excerpted below. "Ohhh goodness LuAnn. She doesn't do a lot in most episodes of this show, but when she does, oh when Crackerjacks DeLesseps gets cookin', man does she get cookin'. The episode began with a wide-angle shot of ...

I just showed Neb a clip from this trashy reality show I watch where this chick is recording a song. He's having a fit and insisted I post the clip to get your reaction. Here's Countess Luann (she remains an actual countess even though her husband announced he was leaving her for another woman last ...

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Hadn't seen that emoticum before.

But you're too old to be the boss of anything on the Internet.

You could be the boss of our attention if you honor the nudity request, but that too would be fleeting.

Gee, I was absolutely ready to get naked until you said I was too old. Oh well.

You'd probably be hard-pressed to find anybody under the age of 20 that even bothers to use spellcheck anymore so looking for standardization in text emoticons usage is probably a test in futility. But that's what's cool -- the lack of standardization means that I can set the standard and suddenly ...

But also men are visual. Men watch porn while women read romance novels. I'm not saying women don't watch porn, but I am saying most men don't read romance novels. I watch porn and hate romance novels, but I wouldn't describe myself as visual necessarily. But back on topic ... do text emoticons nee...

I actually like the tits. Can't see an occasion to use them however ...

If lol is so annoying, then why isn't the addition of any emoticon? Isn't adding lol after a sentence the exact same thing as a laughing emoticon ... i.e. here is what i wrote and now i'm laughing so i'm gonna add lol.

:D :) :( :o 8O :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen: What's the meaning of Mr. Green? I prefer the text versions over the conversions ... to me the pics are like something an admin in a cubicle plastered with pictures of her cat would overu...

Yo, When not serving as eye candy for the forum with my YouTube videos, I edit high-tech communications for big corporate giant types. A friend has asked me to throw down some usage/style issues for emoticons on my blog and I want to crowdsource not just questions but get some opinions as well. Can ...

It's not random, it's got to add up to 32 counts and match to the music, but I can see how it kinda looks that way. Try memorizing the entire thing and calling out each move three seconds before it's executed; lots of instructors are dumb as fuck but I don't know how they can remember it all, becaus...