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- Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:16 pm
- Forum: General Music Production
- Topic: Why are musicians so snarky?
- Replies: 67
- Views: 10891
Re: Why are musicians so snarky?
If someone tells me to "Read The Fucking Manual" I say, only after you eat the peanuts out of my sheeit pilgrim" (spoken as John Wayne by "The Joker" in Full Metal Jacket) Am I the only one who thinks and says stupid shit like this? This music thing is supposed to be fun. Th...
- Thu Nov 17, 2011 2:35 am
- Forum: Ableton Live
- Topic: I want to invest in a hardware drum machine
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2413
Re: I want to invest in a hardware drum machine
I recently got a Tempest. It is very cool. I'm waiting for MIDI in/sync. That is supposed to be coming in about a week according to DSI when I spoke with them today. I've had a problem with it freezing up. I have to turn it off then back on to fire it back up. It has happened about 5 times in the la...
- Mon May 02, 2011 1:40 pm
- Forum: General Music Production
- Topic: osama bin laden dead
- Replies: 100
- Views: 11474
Re: osama bin laden dead as a cock sucker!!!!!
I'm glad they got that piece of garbage. I hope they shot him in the face and split his cock sucker wide open!! I guess this means we can bring our troops home, mission finally fucking accomplished!! We still have troops in Germany so I doubt we will be out of the Middle East any time soon. I hear ...
- Mon May 02, 2011 5:08 am
- Forum: General Music Production
- Topic: osama bin laden dead
- Replies: 100
- Views: 11474
Re: osama bin laden dead as a cock sucker!!!!!
I'm glad they got that piece of garbage. I hope they shot him in the face and split his cock sucker wide open!! I guess this means we can bring our troops home, mission finally fucking accomplished!! We still have troops in Germany so I doubt we will be out of the Middle East any time soon. I hear a...
- Tue Mar 08, 2011 6:11 pm
- Forum: Ableton Live
- Topic: 2 new Linn/Smith machines?!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 961
Re: 2 new Linn/Smith machines?!
I pre-ordered Spark by Arturia. I have Maschine already. After I thought about it and looked into it a little deeper, I think Spark is very similar to Maschine. I'm thinking I don't really need another hardware/software hybrid. I once had an Alesis SR-16 a few years ago. It is the only drum machine ...
- Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:32 pm
- Forum: Ableton Live
- Topic: Are you rocking a mac or a pc?
- Replies: 54
- Views: 12916
Re: Are you rocking a mac or a pc?
Macs are probably perfectly usable, just don't like em, sold by cunts, used by tossers. OK, I know what a cunt is. I've been using Apple computers for the past 8-10 years. I just received my quad-core Mac Pro yesterday. Apparently I am a "tosser". Here is where I have a problem. What is a...
- Tue Jun 01, 2010 8:08 pm
- Forum: General Music Production
- Topic: israel attacks gaza bound aid flotilla.
- Replies: 263
- Views: 29842
Re: israel attacks gaza bound aid flotilla.
Machinesworking mentioned that the US has supported dictators in the past. Correct. Saddam was in tight with the US. Rumsfeld was the special envoy to Iraq. I love those pictures and the footage from the past where Rummy is shaking hands with Saddam. The US knew he was a shit head then, a brutal dic...
- Tue Jun 01, 2010 6:07 am
- Forum: General Music Production
- Topic: israel attacks gaza bound aid flotilla.
- Replies: 263
- Views: 29842
Re: israel attacks gaza bound aid flotilla.
I am sick and tired of tacit approval from the U.S. government and the so called "liberal" media for everything Israel does. The U.S. provides hardware, money, and support. I'm tired of tax dollars going to Israel, especially mine, because I don't buy into that religious horseshit that per...
- Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:18 pm
- Forum: Ableton Live
- Topic: DJ Fly at Music Messa 2010-10 min video-very good
- Replies: 2
- Views: 780
Re: DJ Fly at Music Messa 2010-10 min video-very good
I don't know very much about DJing, with software or the turntable thing. This guy seems to know what's up. He is badass. I would definitely go to see him live. That looks like it would be a blast, especially in a nice club with some cool lights and a dance floor full of hot chicks ripped to the tit...
- Sat Feb 20, 2010 8:46 am
- Forum: General Music Production
- Topic: ARE YOU SINGLE???
- Replies: 80
- Views: 11935
Re: ARE YOU SINGLE???
Yes. I get to play guitar and all my gear anytime I want,watch what I want when I want (No more Friends or Gilmore Girls reruns) No more paying to see "chick movies" that make me want to puke. I'm medically retired so I'm not pulling in the loot that they were accustomed to. Can't see well...
- Sat Feb 20, 2010 8:19 am
- Forum: General Music Production
- Topic: How long before one of those Toyota Execs commits suicide?
- Replies: 14
- Views: 4311
Re: How long before one of those Toyota Execs commits suicide?
I know this is a tired thread but I have to admit that after working in a Ford truck plant for 15 years and all of the shit I heard from people about how superior Toyota and Honda were when compared to American auto companies, it's kind of nice to see that the Japanese are very capable of of making ...
- Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:40 am
- Forum: Ableton Live
- Topic: Ableton Sucks Again..
- Replies: 100
- Views: 21814
Re: Ableton Sucks Again..
I'm glad that everyone who bitches and gripes does. I'll know when it's actually time to upgrade to 8. I'm just a hobbyist making music that most of you would most likely think is shit. I do it for my own entertainment and for my friends who like it or who are just being nice. I don't depend on Live...
- Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:05 pm
- Forum: General Music Production
- Topic: How long before one of those Toyota Execs commits suicide?
- Replies: 14
- Views: 4311
Re: How long before one of those Toyota Execs commits suicide?
I hope none of those guys commit seppa ku but even more I hope no one that has purchased a Toyota gets killed because of a defect. I have to give Toyota credit for suspending production until they solve the problem. Most automakers wouldn't do that. They would normally keep building then fix everyth...
- Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:14 pm
- Forum: Ableton Live
- Topic: i've had 5 newcastles. Yummy
- Replies: 64
- Views: 8483
Re: i've had 5 newcastles. Yummy
I LOVE Newcastle. I'm sure it's better over there. Just like a Red Stripe is in Jamaica. A Red Stripe in the USA doesn't taste as good because of the preservatives that are in it for export abroad. Newcastle Brown, is in the lyrics of Humble Pie's "30 Days in the Hole". Didn't know what is...
- Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:23 pm
- Forum: Ableton Live
- Topic: Theres a REAL demon in my house!!!!
- Replies: 105
- Views: 15437
Re: Theres a REAL demon in my house!!!!
Sounds like he might be the devil that Frank Zappa wrote about in the song "Titties and Beer". If you have a drumkit and he starts beating the shit out of them with extreme skill, just tell him to let go of his pickle. That will throw his evil ass for a loop.Good luck. A drug called Zyprex...