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by Mr. Computer Dude
Sun May 06, 2007 9:02 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: How to I will make tthe best techno mp3s?
Replies: 58
Views: 15799

ITT psuedo-intellectuals fellate each other.
by Mr. Computer Dude
Sun May 06, 2007 7:06 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: How to I will make tthe best techno mp3s?
Replies: 58
Views: 15799

To make the best music, you need the newest equipment. Buying the Lemur is a step in the right direction. Be sure to hang out on internet forums to keep tabs on the newest gear, though, so you can remain in a constant state of reconfiguring your setup until, one day, you notice a wrinkle in the mirr...
by Mr. Computer Dude
Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:41 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: (OT) - How do u hook up with nice(lookin) girls at the club?
Replies: 98
Views: 19615

FWIW, IRL I'm of some note with my friends for having a nice girl or two in every urban area code of my home state (Texas). So, I guess I've been moderately "successful" with girls/women. I'm sure there are exceptions, but most people with these elaborate seduction theories are losers, even if they ...
by Mr. Computer Dude
Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:41 am
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: (OT) - How do u hook up with nice(lookin) girls at the club?
Replies: 98
Views: 19615

I don't think the Ladder thing is perfect, as I don't think girls are that calculating. But, there's a grain of truth to it.

Take-home advice: Be nice, but be a *man*, and everything will work out fine...
by Mr. Computer Dude
Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:15 am
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: PLEASE make AMERICA the 1st COUNTRY CHOICE
Replies: 43
Views: 7818

Very serious question here -- what made it so obviously a troll and not a real post?

Was it the "Please handle this right away" at the end?
by Mr. Computer Dude
Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:40 am
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: PLEASE make AMERICA the 1st COUNTRY CHOICE
Replies: 43
Views: 7818

Gosh darn it, I have to learn how to not be so over-the-top when I attempt a troll. This was too obvious...
by Mr. Computer Dude
Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:30 am
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: PLEASE make AMERICA the 1st COUNTRY CHOICE
Replies: 43
Views: 7818

PLEASE make AMERICA the 1st COUNTRY CHOICE

if it was not for AMERICA, all U europeans wolud be overtaken by TERROR and those who HATE FREEDOMS.

So you should make AMERICA the FIRST CHOICE that comes up on the country dropdown in the ableton shop.

Please handle this right away.
by Mr. Computer Dude
Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:18 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: OT, attention god-fearing anti americans......
Replies: 149
Views: 27124

This, from the genius who couldn't figure out what to do with his cat, when his trailer's AC broke.
by Mr. Computer Dude
Wed May 24, 2006 7:36 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: Apple Macintoshe's Now Have Intell Chip's!
Replies: 14
Views: 2487

Just making, in hopefully a light-hearted way, two suggestions to make forum life that much nicer: * Pay at least a minimal amount of attention to spelling things properly. (Definitely not Definately, etc...) * Search for a thread topic before posting a new one. No offense intended, and farewell unt...
by Mr. Computer Dude
Wed May 24, 2006 7:02 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: Apple Macintoshe's Now Have Intell Chip's!
Replies: 14
Views: 2487

This will be Appaulingly great. Definately, Definately, Definately.

I wonder if Ableton's Live will run on it rite?!!?!!??! It has "Rosetto" that will do this I think, Rite?

Mr. Computer Dude
Da "Wizz" of Soudblaster Live Abletone's
by Mr. Computer Dude
Wed May 24, 2006 5:06 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: Apple Macintoshe's Now Have Intell Chip's!
Replies: 14
Views: 2487

Apple Macintoshe's Now Have Intell Chip's!

HAY Guys!

The newest Apple MacinTosh's will have Intell P.C. Chips in 'EM! I guess they're only gonna run MicroSoft Windows now!?!!??!!

This is exceiting AMIRITE?!!!!

Mr.Computer Dude
(Da "Wizz" of Soundblaster Live Ableton's)
by Mr. Computer Dude
Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:35 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: Windows Live and Ableton Live....court case?
Replies: 14
Views: 3257

Hey Gang,

The Full Name of The Softwaer is "Soundblaster Live! Ableton's." In the end of the day, you're reserch need's more subsistence.

Mr. Computer Dude
(Da "Wizz" or Live Soundblaster Abelton's)
by Mr. Computer Dude
Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:45 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: question for abelton live!
Replies: 5
Views: 1411

Hey Dude (or Dude-Ette!) -- 1) ""Live"" Abbleton's is the correct spelling, just for youre information. 2) The songs do not have to be at the same tempo. You can even play a fox trot with a rhumba (not that I recommend this, gang!) Ableton's Live's will actually make them all the same tompo's! 3) Ab...
by Mr. Computer Dude
Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:27 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: LIVE FIVE PERFORMANCE TEST - results here
Replies: 896
Views: 401384

DJRetard, please leave the Ableton forum.