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ITT psuedo-intellectuals fellate each other.

To make the best music, you need the newest equipment. Buying the Lemur is a step in the right direction.

Be sure to hang out on internet forums to keep tabs on the newest gear, though, so you can remain in a constant state of reconfiguring your setup until, one day, you notice a wrinkle in the ...

FWIW, IRL I'm of some note with my friends for having a nice girl or two in every urban area code of my home state (Texas). So, I guess I've been moderately "successful" with girls/women.

I'm sure there are exceptions, but most people with these elaborate seduction theories are losers, even if they ...

I don't think the Ladder thing is perfect, as I don't think girls are that calculating. But, there's a grain of truth to it.

Take-home advice: Be nice, but be a *man*, and everything will work out fine...

Very serious question here -- what made it so obviously a troll and not a real post?

Was it the "Please handle this right away" at the end?

Gosh darn it, I have to learn how to not be so over-the-top when I attempt a troll. This was too obvious...

if it was not for AMERICA, all U europeans wolud be overtaken by TERROR and those who HATE FREEDOMS.

So you should make AMERICA the FIRST CHOICE that comes up on the country dropdown in the ableton shop.

Please handle this right away.

This, from the genius who couldn't figure out what to do with his cat, when his trailer's AC broke.

Just making, in hopefully a light-hearted way, two suggestions to make forum life that much nicer:

* Pay at least a minimal amount of attention to spelling things properly. (Definitely not Definately, etc...)

* Search for a thread topic before posting a new one.

No offense intended, and farewell ...

This will be Appaulingly great. Definately, Definately, Definately.

I wonder if Ableton's Live will run on it rite?!!?!!??! It has "Rosetto" that will do this I think, Rite?

Mr. Computer Dude
Da "Wizz" of Soudblaster Live Abletone's

HAY Guys!

The newest Apple MacinTosh's will have Intell P.C. Chips in 'EM! I guess they're only gonna run MicroSoft Windows now!?!!??!!

This is exceiting AMIRITE?!!!!

Mr.Computer Dude
(Da "Wizz" of Soundblaster Live Ableton's)

Hey Gang,

The Full Name of The Softwaer is "Soundblaster Live! Ableton's." In the end of the day, you're reserch need's more subsistence.

Mr. Computer Dude
(Da "Wizz" or Live Soundblaster Abelton's)

Hey Dude (or Dude-Ette!) --

1) ""Live"" Abbleton's is the correct spelling, just for youre information.

2) The songs do not have to be at the same tempo. You can even play a fox trot with a rhumba (not that I recommend this, gang!) Ableton's Live's will actually make them all the same tompo's!

3 ...

DJRetard, please leave the Ableton forum.