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by Keyser Soze
Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:02 pm
Forum: General Music Production
Topic: Hey, Look At Me!
Replies: 55
Views: 6596

Re: Hey, Look At Me!

Maybe you are the pubescent boy I was refering to after all. :lol: Are you a man or a mouse? Post up or STFU :mrgreen: You are complicating things. At first it was pubescent boy or winner? But now you've added two more options: man or mouse? There is also the sub option: post up or STFU. I am so co...
by Keyser Soze
Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:19 pm
Forum: General Music Production
Topic: Hey, Look At Me!
Replies: 55
Views: 6596

Re: Hey, Look At Me!

Do you think Batman would tell anyone he is Bruce Wayne? er that is a fictional character. We are in the real world :) I guess then that the concept of analogy is not within your grasp. You should read more. Do you think Batman would tell anyone he is Bruce Wayne? The thought of Keyser Soze being B...
by Keyser Soze
Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:28 pm
Forum: General Music Production
Topic: Hey, Look At Me!
Replies: 55
Views: 6596

Re: Hey, Look At Me!

Come on Geyser Hosebag, SPILL IT ALREADY! I don't think he really wants to know. Hey, it is easy to pretend when you are just hiding behind a computer. What better than eye wiping all your haters by revealing the successful you :). Don't get me wrong I am not hating I just think if u really want to...
by Keyser Soze
Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:49 pm
Forum: General Music Production
Topic: Hey, Look At Me!
Replies: 55
Views: 6596

Re: Hey, Look At Me!

ChiDJ wrote:Come on Geyser Hosebag, SPILL IT ALREADY!
I don't think he really wants to know.
by Keyser Soze
Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:34 pm
Forum: General Music Production
Topic: Hey, Look At Me!
Replies: 55
Views: 6596

Re: Hey, Look At Me!

That's fine, I likely won't read it. My guess says you will. :lol: Knock yourself out. Have a blast. Do what you do. In fact, please take copious amounts of time, and take yourself way more seriously than I do. So you do want my opinion then and it looks like you really will read it. Are you absolu...
by Keyser Soze
Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:14 pm
Forum: General Music Production
Topic: Hey, Look At Me!
Replies: 55
Views: 6596

Re: Hey, Look At Me!

nebulae wrote:
That's fine, I likely won't read it.

My guess says you will.
by Keyser Soze
Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:46 pm
Forum: General Music Production
Topic: Hey, Look At Me!
Replies: 55
Views: 6596

Re: Hey, Look At Me!

nebulae wrote:
Keyser Soze wrote:Would you like my opinion?
Sure, go ahead. Knock yourself out.

Are you sure? 'cause I'd better warn you. I won't be pampering your ego.
by Keyser Soze
Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:36 pm
Forum: General Music Production
Topic: Hey, Look At Me!
Replies: 55
Views: 6596

Re: Hey, Look At Me!

Would you like my opinion?
by Keyser Soze
Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:28 pm
Forum: General Music Production
Topic: ashamed of my fellow loungers....
Replies: 26
Views: 3504

Re: ashamed of my fellow loungers....

Hey Keyser Hosebag! Where you been? Did mom and dad finally let you out of the basement to mow the lawn? :P Nice come back Chi. I was floored by your wit. Nebulae - because he would be the guy at a barbeque wearing the apron with tits painted on them and think it was the height of comedy genius. :D...
by Keyser Soze
Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:16 am
Forum: General Music Production
Topic: ashamed of my fellow loungers....
Replies: 26
Views: 3504

Re: ashamed of my fellow loungers....

Maybe this will brighten up the thread a bit. A copy and paste from one of my earlier posts with some slight modifications: You are all a bunch of peurile imbeciles, but here's my top 3 dickheads on this forum. Coming in at number 3 is Leisuremuffin - just because he is a wanker. It was a tough call...
by Keyser Soze
Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:38 pm
Forum: General Music Production
Topic: The reconciliation thread
Replies: 28
Views: 2846

Re: The reconciliation thread

You are all a bunch of peurile imbeciles, but here's my top 3 dickheads on this forum. Coming in at number 3 is Leisuremuffin - just because he is a wanker. It was a tough call as there are quite a few contenders for the number 3 spot. The number 2 spot goes to ChiDJ - because he kisses nebulaes ars...
by Keyser Soze
Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:14 pm
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: have you seen this sand drawing video?
Replies: 34
Views: 4044

Re: have you seen this sand drawing video?

Total beauty. I'm so glad I saw that.
by Keyser Soze
Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:03 pm
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: Do you have a masturbation problem?
Replies: 41
Views: 5358

Re: Do you have a masturbation problem?

It's time to tell the truth about Keyser Soze. Before I say anything else, let me remind Keyser that he seems unable to think of turns of speech that aren't hackneyed. What really grates on my nerves, however, is that Keyser's prose consists less of words chosen for the sake of their meaning than o...
by Keyser Soze
Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:58 am
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: Do you have a masturbation problem?
Replies: 41
Views: 5358

Re: Do you have a masturbation problem?

Only a tosser would start a thread about masturbation. Not surprisingly, it was started by the biggest wanker on this forum. You obviously don't give a damn what your clients and work colleagues would think about you should they ever accidentally stumble upon these pages. The subject matter of the m...
by Keyser Soze
Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:28 am
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: Please critique my performance
Replies: 24
Views: 2809

Re: Please critique my performance

I'll give you my honest opinion Of what I think of your music from a "pro" perspective. Yeah, I know no one really believes I am a pro and that I am just some 14 year old Bulgarian kid who misbehaves on the net while his parents aren't home. I just tell it as it is (or as I see it) and it ...