Ableton Forum

I dunno what all of this means - I just wish you could drag and drop a JPG into LIVE like a video clip. Then I could do whole powerpoint type things in it for work, but sync them properly to music. That would make me happy. And a "fade" thing for the video. Thats it. That wouldn't be that ...

Bob Morton made a mistake. I'm here to erase that mistake.

bears.

What's all this about then?

Lo-Fi Massahkah wrote:Funny.

But I get the feeling it's not written by a thirteen-year-old at all. None the less - nostalgia!

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nah the english is to precise to be an adult - 13 year olds always use too many words like that.

Yeah I just thought that. Also I wish I could delete this OP

No, no, not the cock.... making the website.

Actually i just googled it, its not difficult. Is it illegal?!

Sorry this has nothing to do with LIVE but I know as lot of you are technical,,,

Dirty harry!

I like that music from the Revolutionary Road soundtrack - Thomas Newman?

It annoying though, I hear things like that and think "wow that sounds beautiful! Sounds like just a piano, and some Spectrasonics atmosphere. I should be able to do that".

Have a go. Sounds crap.

Malifex wrote:

smartass303 wrote: its pork MEAT! so its dead... if your muso fingers are to sensitive use some gloves.

Good advice. Getting the latex gloves on now...

Don't forget to lie on your arm for a bit first, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

Beer Can chicken

You open a can of beer and stick it up a chicken's arse. Then you cook it.

Also as a bonus, when you say it, it sounds like you are saying "bacon chicken" in a Jamaican accent.

try it! "Beer can chicken".

I like the whole "apple genius" thing, probably because service is usually so bad. I couldn't believe it when my headphones stopped working on my iphone and one of their genius' (geniuses? geniuii?) fixed it on the spot so they didn't have to send it off. Admittedly they just stuck in a pi...

Quite right. So who was it that first started ranting about immigration, in this thread about racism?!

Oh.