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Don't tick "ginger" in the describe yourself. I joined Match.com years ago when I was single. I ticked "ginger" in the bit where you decribe your attributes, because I am. But of coure all the ladies had ticked what they did and did not find acceptable - and they all drew the lin...

There's this tv program called Saturday Kitchen, and they compete to cook omelettes in the fastest possible time. The music from that.

Is this an internet joke I don't get? Why is loser always spelt looser on online forums? Where did it start?

Well if you insist they can't come in I suppose that's the end of the matter.

Being intolerant in a vocal and yet not violent manner, toward those who infiltrate and take advantage of your country just to escape their own bullshit mess however, is something altogether different. Any examples? Sounds like the thin end of the wedge Sure, how about the illegal immigration issue...

Free your mind and the rest will follow. Be colour blind, don't be so shallow. (En Vogue).

I watched a girl I knew flirt with some english kid, and when her boyfriend finally spoke up and asked her if she was leaving the house party with him or this english guy, she said in front of all of us that she was going home with the english guy. Just brutal.

GO ENGLISH GUY!

sorry I've added in another option.

I saw this picture in the paper this morning of some San Francisco Apple enthusiasts. They look so happy! They LOVE their Iphone. But there is an above-normal level of manscaping in evidence. http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/apple-boosts-iphone-to-stay-ahead-of-copycats-...

I just moved in with my stepladder.

Me and my real ladder don't get on.

What is your favourite sandwich? Near where i work there is a place called Fuzzys Grub. You choose whatever roast meat you want and vegetables and have it in whatever bread. My favourite is beef, yorkshire pudding, peas, carrots, roast potatoes, horseradish, crackling and gravy on doorstep white. Wh...

I have a friend who flips out if he sees someone wearing shorts when its not shorts weather.

OK sorry - Sunkist

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