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Wouldn't a less mental solution to be to shop from small traders, where you know more or less where your money is going, or from co-operatives, and organisations like John Lewis in the UK, that are owned by their workers. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooperative http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Lew...

I work for a large company, in "global product solutions". My job pays my bills, and is no use to anybody. But thankfully I get away with it because nobody understands what it is I (don't) do. Under your system, how will I get my cabbages? Will i be forced to sell my poor rotten arse to so...

I don't know what this thread's about. All the famous chefs I can think of are men, and when I go to get some clothes altered all the people sitting at the sewing machines are men too. Most of them seem robustly heterosexual to me. I don't know how to fix a car, I will cheerfully pay someone else to...

Who wouldn't want a little pet laser beam to play with? I know I would.

I thought it lacked the furvour of Anal Sluts 8. Anyway, I just dove into the HBO series 6 feet under on DVD, starting with season 1 this week. The characters ae amazing. If you need to waste your time with TV, it's pretty fulfilling entertainment. If not, Try anything by Wes Anderson of course. Or...

Its coming salty!

It always comes salty.

I can't afford OIC. So I'm going to freakin top meself.

I can't even put up a shelf.

Oh right. I thought he was scared cos he was a welder but was going to do a job that doesn't involve welding. Like being a chartered accoutant or an astronaut or something.

Good luck. What's the job?

I thought MJ said he got it off Fred Astaire. (the moon walk)

Ode to Meat

Whilst nothing's more sublime
than a jus de porcupine,
A pork you pine for
is to die for
Thank you for your time.

Who can deny the pleasures of the fruits of the pig?

You're brain tank is on empty.

"your". Retard.

I couldn't watch that memorial concert without thinking of South Park. It was bizarre, all those celebs singing to his coffin.
When that guy said "he was constantly trying to top himself" I thought I was going to lose it. And the bit about the Kentucky Fried Chicken!