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by dum
Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:25 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: 25% off upgrading = Live 9 announcement in early 2011?
Replies: 68
Views: 9565

Re: 25% off upgrading = Live 9 announcement in early 2011?

this is bush-league. This is the red-herring deal they put on the table so you won't qualify for the big haul, which is buying Live8 when Live9 is announced and getting both for the price of 1. Native Instruments do the same thing, only they're not so stingy and they offer 50% so it's hard to be pis...
by dum
Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:16 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: the my-cyber-girlfriend-can't-stand-it-here-anymore thread..
Replies: 3
Views: 448

the my-cyber-girlfriend-can't-stand-it-here-anymore thread..

So let's all have a circle-jerk post-mortem to show how much we truly care

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by dum
Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:07 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Ableton Forum Hall Of Fame (Aka fallen heroes)
Replies: 38
Views: 3962

Re: Ableton Forum Hall Of Fame (Aka fallen heroes)

Gone but not forgotten (in no particular order) Timur SubFunk ChiDJ UKRuss cosmosuave MartinKellog ... I sense more to follow 8O That's the hall of LAME shortlist. Or 'the Rave cyber-girlfriend connection'. But 'hall of lame' has a better ring to it. And you forgot to add yourself to the list, cons...
by dum
Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:29 am
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: AUTOMATION TO SESSION has been asked since 2002 8 YEARS!!!
Replies: 76
Views: 7298

Re: AUTOMATION TO SESSION has been asked since 2002 8 YEARS!!!

timothyallan wrote:I'd say the reasoning is pretty valid for the lifecycle of the Live product.
Of course you would, you're a shill.

I'd say your self-serving apologism would be reasonable if the same requests didn't start pouring in until it was too late...like 2007 to pick a year.
But 2002 ?

F'gettaboutit.
by dum
Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:02 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: AUTOMATION TO SESSION has been asked since 2002 8 YEARS!!!
Replies: 76
Views: 7298

Re: AUTOMATION TO SESSION has been asked since 2002 8 YEARS!!!

timothyallan wrote:Did you read the reasoning as to why it's not been implemented?
you might have a point if the request was made in, say, 2007.
by dum
Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:03 am
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: Christmas list Thread, what gear are you asking Santa for?
Replies: 48
Views: 7897

Re: Christmas list Thread, what gear are you asking Santa for?

23kon wrote: Image
very nice indeedy but the price is more than a bit WTF, no ?
by dum
Sun Nov 14, 2010 3:17 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: iPad
Replies: 9793
Views: 774820

Re: My New iPad: Daily Reports!

beats me wrote:New upcoming Gorillaz album recorded entirely on an iPad. 8O
Wow, what a shill. And I'm sure he'll forgo the usual high-end mastering process to really drive his point home.


not.
by dum
Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:02 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: I've reviewed recent posts and...
Replies: 25
Views: 1951

Re: I've reviewed recent posts and...

If anyone should know what my sphincter looks like it would have to be a tubby, balding, middle aged never-was from the united kingdom!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcWVL4B-4pI
by dum
Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:49 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: reverse engineer musical notes
Replies: 9
Views: 1803

Re: reverse engineer musical notes

use your ears, and one of these

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by dum
Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:45 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: Live's reverb sounds like an indoor swimming pool
Replies: 16
Views: 3396

Re: Live's reverb sounds like an indoor swimming pool

dj_blueprint wrote:I've finally nailed it on the head, Live's reverb has always had a *color* to it
and that colour is BROWN

Brownish green in fact. Like a sick dog's colon custard.
by dum
Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:31 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: What's your favorite Bowie record?
Replies: 25
Views: 2143

Re: What's your favorite Bowie record?

Bowie ate a mars bar from out mick jagger's sweaty batty crack.
Who'd want to expose themselves to his hysterical neurosis ?
Not I.

I'd sooner listen to boy george and mick hucknall play 'soggy biscuit' for two hours straight, followed by a dropkick to the balls.
by dum
Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:08 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: The Walking Dead
Replies: 175
Views: 14267

Re: The Walking Dead

watched episode 2, that's as far as my research goes. garbage. although a teeny tiny improvement in costume, amazingly the protagonist needs a shave in this episode. I guess he's got a emmy coming his way. watched dead set just to counter-act the badness. That's the beauty of dead set. it's got re-w...
by dum
Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:35 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: Amp = Fail
Replies: 29
Views: 4819

Re: Amp = Fail

another point you two miss is that Electric and Amp are simple projects. those two products were developed by other companies, all Ableton had to do was bundle them and sell them to us, very little engineering work went into that. the stuff you're asking for is almost all engineering work. agreed. ...
by dum
Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:47 am
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: Holy Sh*t - Maschine update 1.6 brings VST/AU hosting !
Replies: 135
Views: 15191

Re: Holy Sh*t - Maschine update 1.6 brings VST/AU hosting !

You're aware that the core of Ableton engineers used to work for NI right? well when I first joined here, employees posting in threads would sometimes remark about how they valued stability over introducing products to early like other german developers, and it was obvious they were talking about N...
by dum
Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:16 am
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: Amp = Fail
Replies: 29
Views: 4819

Re: Amp = Fail

ShelLuser wrote:First of all; why look a given horse in the mouth ?
If it's not an ableton promotion, that's exactly what you do.

Anytime there's a thread where people are excited about another developer's software or promotion you'll be in there with your mega-critic hat on.