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Most of you wankoffs can't even pay attention. You're old, living in a musty flat and eating mayonnaise sandwiches for super. I'll bet 5 pounds you're still using pirated copies of Sony Acid ver 2

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That many eh? Lol

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John Bacon, USA TODAY 3:31 p.m. EDT July 31, 2013 http://rsrc2.psychologytoday.com/files/imagecache/teaser-image-small/blogs/84335/2013/05/124989-123730.jpg O.J. Simpson won parole Wednesday on some of the charges that have kept him in a Nevada prison for almost five years, but still faces at least...

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H20nly wrote:no Reason 7 here.

no Reason at all.

Probably wouldn't matter anyway

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rakim87 wrote:nothing but shit talkers and whine babies on here. have fun destroying your own community.

Hahaahahoho. Thats the spirit m8. On the other hand tho it could be rather entertianing listening to this colossal circle jerk of a cyber jam. I'm just saying.

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H20nly wrote:
starving student wrote: I like that track that rakim posted
i missed it. just listened. sounds like a drunken arsehat to me. i hear a sample at 1:00 - 1:03.

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Count me in for some Tuba and background belching tracks. You bunch of homo's couldn't mix concrete so ring me up when you get to the producing stage for some tips and advice

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OJ KARDASHIAN wrote:LSZ is in here under another name. just like every other forum veteran cast as a new name.

I always knew that dipshite was a bloody multimoniiker madness troll. Word up in Bristol is that he idolizes Microsoft veeps.

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with regards to the bible aleister crowley had it right. page and macca know this.

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rolling stone is taking the piss out of everyone with that cover and probably having the best sales numbers in years. briliant marketing methinks. never judge a cover by its book.

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aisling wrote:
beats me wrote:Great music of any genre stopped being made when Van Halen replaced David Lee Roth with Sammy Hagar. FACT. No need to discuss.

Eddie discovered that brown sound after a chance encounter with Steve Ballmer.

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WHAM were just dreamy.

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Mint Invader wrote:Robot learns to flip pancakes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gxLKSsSIE

Mmmmm. Stack' Em high for me. And hold the dingleberries.

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Mint Invader wrote:Best part... it leaves me minty fresh.

You should consult with Ballmer on improving his hygiene habits. For a fee of course.

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:mrgreen: " The Competition " for some of you once you give up on prospects for that recording studio job or making it big in the music/DJ scene" http://www.mynorthwest.com/emedia/seattle/10/1041/104163.jpg http://www.thefiscaltimes.com/App_Data/MediaFiles/B/9/5/%7BB9589D80-8DF7-4F15-A290-40A38C738B...

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