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by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:27 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Enough squabbling, it's all about the MUSIC
Replies: 13
Views: 1272

Re: Enough squabbling, it's all about the MUSIC

I try... I try...[/quote]


Can you fill me in on exactly what a "Mint Invader" is? :?[/quote]

Its slightly pornographic... It involves invading a mint... sexually.[/quote]

I see. Carry on then.
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:16 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Enough squabbling, it's all about the MUSIC
Replies: 13
Views: 1272

Re: Enough squabbling, it's all about the MUSIC

Mint Invader wrote:
nathannn wrote: :lol:
I try... I try...

Can you fill me in on exactly what a "Mint Invader" is? :?
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:14 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: WHAM ! - true visionaries lightyears ahead of their time
Replies: 8
Views: 1249

Re: WHAM ! - true visionaries lightyears ahead of their time

beats me wrote:Not to derail this important thread, but will you be weighing in on DeBarge at some point?
Absofuckinlutely, I plan a complete expose on their body of work. It'll tie in nicely with the piece on Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam.
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:11 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: robot workers in fast food
Replies: 61
Views: 6766

Re: robot workers in fast food

Steve Ballmer wrote:I am Funken, Jack McOck and Myrnova. What the hell are you on?!

I am Steve Ballmer and I am a person.

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I've seen prettier heads on an Iodine bottle. Shit, what a complete douchenozzle.
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:07 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Except for Depeche Mode, 98% electronica = rubbish
Replies: 16
Views: 1691

Re: Except for Depeche Mode, 98% electronica = rubbish

Perhaps but you could do us all a greater favor by investing in some mouthwash coz yer breath ain't makin it. Perhaps if got your head out my "arse", we wouldn't have this problem. By the way, I like how tame you are. I bet if I tickled you under the chin, you'd purr like a rabbit. Perhaps you both...
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:05 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Except for Depeche Mode, 98% electronica = rubbish
Replies: 16
Views: 1691

Re: Except for Depeche Mode, 98% electronica = rubbish

Forge. wrote:we gettin all "essex" again?

most of basildon thinks depeche mode are some kind of weird aliens and don't understand the black nail varnish
You get more borish by the post. I'll tell my mates in Rayleigh and Wickford what you said about DM and they'll have a go at ya. :)
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:59 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: WHAM ! - true visionaries lightyears ahead of their time
Replies: 8
Views: 1249

WHAM ! - true visionaries lightyears ahead of their time

Does this bring back fond memories of a time when you could turn on the radio whilst cruising and here REAL music with EPIC and PRISTINE production quality, not to mention the artful hooks and well crafted verse-bridge-chorus structures. No samples. No glitch & pop. No drum and bass. No dubstep or d...
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:49 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: robot workers in fast food
Replies: 61
Views: 6766

Re: robot workers in fast food

Steve Ballmer wrote:I am Funken, Jack McOck and Myrnova. What the hell are you on?!

I am Steve Ballmer and I am a person.
You're a terd herder with b.o. and bad breath, but it's ok - we'll let you be who you want to be. its just the innernet. :)
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:46 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Anyone know of documentaries about the history of the bible
Replies: 475
Views: 36137

Re: Anyone know of documentaries about the history of the bible

knuckleheads. everything is just particles and strings. the so-called "universe" is/was nothing more than the exothermic byproduct consisting of energy vibrations from of a chemical reaction at a higher tier we can't perceive. the space-time continuum is but a brief nanosecond flash resulting from t...
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:36 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: robot workers in fast food
Replies: 61
Views: 6766

Re: robot workers in fast food

Steve Ballmer = lsz
lsz = Steve Ballmer

y = (fx(lsz) * 1.93) / x) = forge
forge + pi = Lemmy
Qz(x*3/7.981) + [(Lemmy * lsz) - (3.6^3)] == 34.2 pound turd

:D
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:36 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Maschine causing crash?
Replies: 5
Views: 552

Re: Maschine causing crash?

WHAT IS BLOAT ISSUES??!! Why are you asking me? You're one of the charter founders and sponsors of the "Bloat" idea. A good analogy would be like after you finish your usual signature lunch of poached salmon stuffed with hummus and a few quarts of eggnog and your knack for clearing the room mid-aft...
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:35 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Maschine causing crash?
Replies: 5
Views: 552

Re: Maschine causing crash?

Steve Ballmer wrote:WHAT IS BLOAT ISSUES??!!
Why are you asking me? You're one of the charter founders and sponsors of the "Bloat" idea. A good analogy would be like after you finish your usual signature lunch of poached salmon stuffed with hummus and a few quarts of eggnog. You get the idea.
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:52 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: What are YOU listening to right now??
Replies: 201
Views: 17048

Re: What are YOU listening to right now??

I'm watchin Ballmer and Forge sitting and farting in a mud puddle. It's a veritable symphony of brown bubbles all popping off at different frequencies.
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:49 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Anyone know of documentaries about the history of the bible
Replies: 475
Views: 36137

Re: Anyone know of documentaries about the history of the bible

Forge. wrote:
machinesfuckingoff wrote: If I said he died, he died. Were you there? No. STFU, know-it-all.
machinesfuckingoff is 'death'?

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And don't forget it.
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:48 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Except for Depeche Mode, 98% electronica = rubbish
Replies: 16
Views: 1691

Re: Except for Depeche Mode, 98% electronica = rubbish

Steve Ballmer wrote:Kurt Cobain did the world a favor.
Perhaps but you could do us all a greater favor by investing in some mouthwash coz yer breath ain't makin it.