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by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:02 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Except for Depeche Mode, 98% electronica = rubbish
Replies: 16
Views: 1691

Except for Depeche Mode, 98% electronica = rubbish

That's the fact, Jack. Ok a little bit of Kraftwerk can be ok once in awhile. You can of course discuss and attempt to refute this but its a well known law of nature.
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:59 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: robot workers in fast food
Replies: 61
Views: 6766

Re: robot workers in fast food

I met your bald arse at a tech conference in London a few years back. It was right after a keynote you gave. Your facial expressions were idiotic that day and your untrimmed nosehairs were visible to the audience. Your bad breath about knocked me out. Clearly wealth doesn't spell couth for some. Oh...
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:57 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Anyone know of documentaries about the history of the bible
Replies: 475
Views: 36145

Re: Anyone know of documentaries about the history of the bible

B.S. I have a friend who had a heart attack and was dead on the operating table for a minute or so until they brought his arse back. I asked him about that bright light you hear about. He said nope. Nothing but vast dark and cold empty nothingness. Basically it sounds like your soul or lifeforce or ...
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 5:25 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: robot workers in fast food
Replies: 61
Views: 6766

Re: robot workers in fast food

shadx312 wrote:
Those aren't bots. There clones.
Does it make a difference?
Yes. A clone can polish yer knob. :mrgreen:
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:15 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: robot workers in fast food
Replies: 61
Views: 6766

Re: robot workers in fast food

shadx312 wrote:Image
Those aren't bots. There clones.
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 1:15 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Anyone know of documentaries about the history of the bible
Replies: 475
Views: 36145

Re: Anyone know of documentaries about the history of the bible

the st. paul doc. might be this: David Suchet: In The Footsteps of St Paul check out "The Didache", written around 100AD, early evidence that Rome and the Church was developing. How anyone could say that the Bible is a bunch of $#$ just shows their lack of reason and rational. It is the most publis...
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 1:09 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: robot workers in fast food
Replies: 61
Views: 6766

Re: robot workers in fast food

I'll have you know that many businesses love IE 6 so much, they haven't even tried anything else yet! I met your bald arse at a tech conference in London a few years back. It was right after a keynote you gave. Your facial expressions were idiotic that day and your untrimmed nosehairs were visible ...
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:57 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: NSFW: The unofficial "dhilsabeck posts a random pic" thread
Replies: 18596
Views: 1176152

Re: NSFW: The unofficial "dhilsabeck posts a random pic" thread

Haven't we had our fill of smelly hippy pics yet? You dropping?
by machinesfuckingoff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:55 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Maschine causing crash?
Replies: 5
Views: 552

Re: Maschine causing crash?

When i have Maschine loaded in Live, I dom the old, drag audio from pattern over to Live clip. After one or two, sometimes right away, it crashes Live. Any others having this problem?? I din't understand a damned thing you said. Other than that, couldn't tell you why it crashed. Call the ignorant t...
by machinesfuckingoff
Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:53 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: What are YOU listening to right now??
Replies: 201
Views: 17051

Re: What are YOU listening to right now??

My fat arse wife snoring in the next room as I sip my tea. The word "bludgeon" springs to mind as I take in the garden view and read the paper. :lol: :lol: Maybe we're wrong about you being Jack McCock's new login just seemed a bit convenient that his thread got deleted then he mysteriously disappe...
by machinesfuckingoff
Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:49 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Should Myrnova & McOck be banned?
Replies: 286
Views: 21628

Re: Should Myrnova & McOck be banned?

Forge. wrote:
machinesfuckingoff wrote: Right it down.
8O
grammar fascist. figures. you got nuthin.
by machinesfuckingoff
Thu Jul 18, 2013 12:55 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Should Myrnova & McOck be banned?
Replies: 286
Views: 21628

Re: Should Myrnova & McOck be banned?

:lol: yeah, not too many pirates in Essex either .. next new login maybe you should do an impression of a yank hating italian.. or better still do something new I'll need for you to kindly and properly refer to me as "My Lord" going forward. Right it down. On your forehead so you'll remember. :)
by machinesfuckingoff
Thu Jul 18, 2013 12:08 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Should Myrnova & McOck be banned?
Replies: 286
Views: 21628

Re: Should Myrnova & McOck be banned?

Forge. wrote:and you keep talkin like a northerner
better to talk like a northener than a cunthook :P
by machinesfuckingoff
Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:48 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Should Myrnova & McOck be banned?
Replies: 286
Views: 21628

Re: Should Myrnova & McOck be banned?

BTW mccock... most of the locals just call it southend... or sarfend... they might say leigh-on-sea if that's where they live, maybe westcliff-on-sea at a stretch.... but usually just southend If they put southend-on-sea they are wankers :P :lol: Blow me down ye fookin berk. We like it the proper w...
by machinesfuckingoff
Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:38 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Logic Pro X
Replies: 184
Views: 14569

Re: Logic Pro X

Hey. Psssst. So do any of you Eno wannabees actually make a living at this shite? :mrgreen: