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by Samuel L. Jizzle
Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:15 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Native Instruments makes the best commercials
Replies: 21
Views: 2169

Re: Native Instruments makes the best commercials

First a new car, now this. Sir, you have a problem.
by Samuel L. Jizzle
Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:11 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: The Great BitWig Migration
Replies: 863
Views: 66518

Re: The Great BitWig Migration

And just like that—poof—the distortion was gone.
by Samuel L. Jizzle
Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:45 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: The Great BitWig Migration
Replies: 863
Views: 66518

Re: The Great BitWig Migration

I used the default one—256, which works perfectly in Live. Just tried again at 32. Still distorted as hell.

On a 2012 MacBook 13" Retina with @2.9GHz, so that's not the issue.
by Samuel L. Jizzle
Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:19 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: The Great BitWig Migration
Replies: 863
Views: 66518

Re: The Great BitWig Migration

Everybody hates beta. :x Not everybody. Some people love beta so much that they will pay $399 to be a part of the public Bitwig beta. Just downloaded the demo—verdict: unusable. The output is heavily distorted for no logical reason. Nothing works. The 1.0.2 Installer installs 1.0.1. Sloppy to total...
by Samuel L. Jizzle
Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:42 am
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: The Great BitWig Migration
Replies: 863
Views: 66518

Re: The Great BitWig Migration

Everybody hates beta.

:x
by Samuel L. Jizzle
Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:42 am
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: The Great BitWig Migration
Replies: 863
Views: 66518

Re: The Great BitWig Migration

Dewi32 wrote:it will Push ableton to add features that their customers are asking for with a bit more urgency too.
Let's hope they skip beta-testing altogether in future, and just release pure PRODUCT.

:x
by Samuel L. Jizzle
Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:35 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Everyone Hates Beta
Replies: 17
Views: 1724

Re: Everyone Hates Beta

Son, this here is the lounge.

:lol:
by Samuel L. Jizzle
Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:01 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Everyone Hates Beta
Replies: 17
Views: 1724

Everyone Hates Beta

Gwyneth Paltrow dumps beta husband after months of infidelity. The question of course is why did she marry him in the first place—the "man" clearly has issues with women, having already committed some of his sick, stalker fantasies to song: So I look in your direction, But you pay me no attention, d...
by Samuel L. Jizzle
Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:36 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: iPad
Replies: 9793
Views: 846653

Re: iPad

This is a good one. http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=1719279 Good point. Americans instead of seeing value in quality they want to be seen as consumer heroes for buying cheap crap at the cheapest crap price possible. :x Which is why Apple is now creaming Microsoft. Those iPads can't eve...
by Samuel L. Jizzle
Wed Mar 26, 2014 7:22 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: iPad
Replies: 9793
Views: 846653

Re: iPad

If you sing Barry White, does that make you an integrationist?
by Samuel L. Jizzle
Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:01 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: iPad
Replies: 9793
Views: 846653

Re: iPad

This is not about innovation, this is about not feel-bad. Apple has clearly been a raciss company until now. Thank Jesus they can now make amends. With emojis.
by Samuel L. Jizzle
Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:37 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: iPad
Replies: 9793
Views: 846653

Re: iPad

I love how this matters to some people—like they're really so fragile that unless they have their own goddamn emoji then raciss. Of course, by playing this game, Apple has committed itself to also producing midget emojis, eskimo emojis, ginger emoji, lesbians ginger midget eskimo emojis and so forth...
by Samuel L. Jizzle
Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:48 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Got a new car
Replies: 17
Views: 1395

Re: Got a new car

Spiffy! :)
by Samuel L. Jizzle
Tue Mar 25, 2014 7:33 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: I am being ad-bombed by the religious right
Replies: 109
Views: 6348

Re: I am being ad-bombed by the religious right

The Finn wrote:Me, I am tweaking.
We known, Jimmy, we know,
by Samuel L. Jizzle
Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:32 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: I am being ad-bombed by the religious right
Replies: 109
Views: 6348

Re: I am being ad-bombed by the religious right

A stronger opponent would have arguments . Sam does not have arguments. His posts three parts straw person to one part argumentum ad hominem . With a bit of poisoning the well and shifting the burden of proof thrown in for good measure. Personally, I think you are wasting your time. If you failed t...