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by Meffy
Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:41 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: OT.. sex?... and low fat beer? and..
Replies: 11
Views: 1778

@Kas: Thanks. :-) You're right about the calories (joules, whatever) from alcohol. You've either got to burn the extra energy off through exertion or it will be stored in fat. Of course, there are people selling pills that claim to be able to metabolize fat without effort... but they're fake, as fi...
by Meffy
Sat Jun 18, 2005 3:35 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: OK, while we wait for the beta, jokes please.
Replies: 65
Views: 9978

Handy Conversion Table for Less Common Units of Measurement 10^12 Microphones = 1 Megaphone 10^6 bicycles = 2 megacycles 500 millinaries = 1 seminary 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds 10 cards = 1 decacards 10^-6 fish = 1 microfiche 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake 1 whod unit = amount o...
by Meffy
Sat Jun 18, 2005 3:18 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: OT.. sex?... and low fat beer? and..
Replies: 11
Views: 1778

Kas. wrote:d00d! Bears need a lot of fat, otherwise they´d never survive hybernating. Low-fat bears will be dead by spring.
True! And if those bears plan to hibernate in a big cave, they'd better have low bat fear.
by Meffy
Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:50 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: OK, while we wait for the beta, jokes please.
Replies: 65
Views: 9978

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by Meffy
Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:41 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: OK, while we wait for the beta, jokes please.
Replies: 65
Views: 9978

Q: What is the range of a clarinet? A: About forty yards, if you have a good throwing arm. Q: What's the difference between an Uzi and an accordion? A: The Uzi stops after 20 rounds. Q: What is the least used sentence in the English language? A: "Is that the banjo player's new Porsche?" Q: What is t...
by Meffy
Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:15 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: subject
Replies: 17
Views: 1643

[posted in utter disregard of meaning of thread, in classic form] The subject is one of two essential parts of a complete sentence, the other being the predicate . PCs are best at subjects, while everyone knows Macs are superior predicators. I like ice cream. :-) Meffy further comments reserved for ...
by Meffy
Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:56 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: REALLY alternative use for Live
Replies: 17
Views: 2895

I use Live to shampoo my hair. Me too, jesus. Live leaves my fur soft, lustrous, and oh so caressable, from headfloof to tail-tip. *shows off* Check out these back and tail stripes, folks -- that is what I call bright white. If it works for me, just imagine what it will do for human hair! (I assume...
by Meffy
Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:03 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: royalty-free samples available for download
Replies: 60
Views: 10915

Thank you, Andrew! I always enjoy folk fiddle, and will be interested to try these out. :-)

Meffy
by Meffy
Mon Jun 13, 2005 9:04 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: wanted
Replies: 4
Views: 1333

Oops... oh well, evileye, you won't regret it, and mechanoid, best of luck on eBay!
by Meffy
Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:31 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: Beta-cursing
Replies: 8
Views: 1699

Everyone can stop refreshing like ferrets on espresso. (Me too, yes -- though I'm a skunk, not a ferret.)

Bernd has posted an update in the (still locked) beta forum. :-) There's time yet before beta. Time to relax before the big crunch.

Meffy
by Meffy
Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:48 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: Beat Repeat...
Replies: 6
Views: 1181

tripboxer wrote:BETA,BETA, BETA....
Let me guess... you're a beta repeata, right? ;-)
by Meffy
Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:45 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: selling my Ableton - boxed, with manual and disc
Replies: 4
Views: 2636

mechanoid, meet evileye, who wants to buy. (A few threads down at the moment, in the thread titled "wanted".) evileye, this is mechanoid.

*bow*

Meffy
by Meffy
Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:14 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: When is a Live, a Live?
Replies: 13
Views: 3161

I've nothing to contribute. Just couldn't resist posting this pic of Gene Wilder as Young Frankenstein... :-)

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"It's a LIVE!!"
by Meffy
Mon Jun 13, 2005 6:35 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: wanted
Replies: 4
Views: 1333

Just noticed a post that might be of use to you. mechanoid's selling -- look for a thread titled "selling my Ableton - boxed, with manual and disc".

Good luck!

Meffy
by Meffy
Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:16 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: Q: Is newsletter sent to email address in forum profile?
Replies: 3
Views: 563

I should have said that I'm already signed up for the newsletter. Maybe I should unsubscribe one email and subscribe the other... but I might miss, erm, an important one. ;-) No problem, I'll leave things as is for now.

Thanks,

Meffy