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by john doe by choice
Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:29 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: I don't see why synchro bothers all of you
Replies: 5
Views: 674

I don't see why synchro bothers all of you

I mean if you go here, you can see that his own profile pic of himself makes him out to be a bald goth douche who sets $50 keyboards on fire: http://www.facebook.com/djsynchro If you go here you can see how competent/productive he is with his webwork: http://www.stikka.com/ And if you scroll down to...
by john doe by choice
Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:54 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: This guy needs to get outside.
Replies: 11
Views: 966

Re: This guy needs to get outside.

Thought this thread was about these guys:

http://forum.ableton.com/memberlist.php?mode=&sk=d&sd=d
by john doe by choice
Sun Sep 19, 2010 4:32 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: CUT TO: Int. Ableton Forum, Late Evening.
Replies: 6
Views: 837

Re: CUT TO: Int. Ableton Forum, Late Evening.

Some 21st century Beckett, right there. Well, not really, but the closest you lot will ever come.
by john doe by choice
Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:21 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Saturday: Come join throwing shoes at the pope.
Replies: 97
Views: 12097

Re: Saturday: Come join throwing shoes at the pope.

slatepipe wrote:i feel a bit dirty standing close to religious people
backed (the new "this")
by john doe by choice
Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:13 am
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: Accidental Plagiarism
Replies: 19
Views: 2392

Re: Accidental Plagiarism

"Good artists copy. Great artists steal" -Pablo Picasso I'm not sure I totally agree with that ... :lol: It's the basis for all popular modern films. The trick is to be at least a little sly about it - if you steal something from the last ten years, expect every jagoff with an internet connection a...
by john doe by choice
Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:15 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: FS: Alesis Bitrman, DD7, blah, blah, blah
Replies: 1
Views: 454

Re: FS: Alesis Bitrman, DD7, blah, blah, blah

Oh, and if you're in the Denver area and want to come get this shit, fine with me.
by john doe by choice
Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:12 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: FS: Alesis Bitrman, DD7, blah, blah, blah
Replies: 1
Views: 454

FS: Alesis Bitrman, DD7, blah, blah, blah

So, yeah, I know I'm just not going to use these boxes again, so time to go. I'm not going to post prices, because someone will say the price is bullshit and it will devolve quickly into blah, blah, blah. Email me an offer, and if it's reasonable, I won't ignore you. Bitrman comes with power cable, ...
by john doe by choice
Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:45 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: CUT TO: Int. Ableton Forum, Late Evening.
Replies: 6
Views: 837

Re: CUT TO: Int. Ableton Forum, Late Evening.

Yeah, this wasn't so bad. I mean, some douche will talk shit on it, but I'll be gone again by then.
by john doe by choice
Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:42 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: This needs to be Cool Story Bro'd
Replies: 6
Views: 882

Re: This needs to be Cool Story Bro'd

You know, you can call it more worthy, but it is STILL a better story than whatever that Mark dude was talking about.

But still, fuck you.
by john doe by choice
Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:41 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: This needs to be Cool Story Bro'd
Replies: 6
Views: 882

Re: This needs to be Cool Story Bro'd

You know, I'm surprised that post even got the views it did...I was way high. Also, it WAS a cool story. Sort of a "In the Mouth of Madness" snippet.

I know, I know, "cool story, bro".

Fuck you.
by john doe by choice
Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:52 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: CUT TO: Int. Ableton Forum, Late Evening.
Replies: 6
Views: 837

CUT TO: Int. Ableton Forum, Late Evening.

John Doe enters the Ableton forum, signing in and checking the front page of threads. Seeing that elxicano hasn't posted about a worthwhile sale in some time, John Doe slowly begins backing out of the forum. Other forumers scream for him to share their antiquated misery - the howling sounds eerily r...
by john doe by choice
Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:42 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: I have $700 CAN, what to spend it on?
Replies: 30
Views: 3096

Re: I have $700 CAN, what to spend it on?

A new chair? Energy efficient lamp? APC Battery backup / better power conditioner? A new mouse/keyboard? I mean, everything else everyone here has recommended doesn't really mean shit if you aren't comfortable and don't posses a secure computing environment. Really, if you sit a lot, you gotta take ...
by john doe by choice
Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:53 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: Christmas in August! Now, Windows or Mac?
Replies: 17
Views: 2318

Re: Christmas in August! Now, Windows or Mac?

5 bucks says this idiot circle jerk will get to 25 pages, even after dude says on page 5 he's already bought whatever new computer he's going to forum surf/not make music on
by john doe by choice
Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:45 pm
Forum: Music and Audio Production
Topic: A charitable opportunity for Alchemy Users/Prospectives...
Replies: 0
Views: 316

A charitable opportunity for Alchemy Users/Prospectives...

See here: http://www.camelaudio.com/Planet-Earth-Sound-Sample-Library.php Planet Earth Pay What You Want Sound Library & VST/AU - 50% to Charity! Planet Earth is a new Sound Library packed full of great sounds for electronica, ambient and dance music producers. Until the end of August you can choose...
by john doe by choice
Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:28 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Nearly every post I read today devolved into lameness.
Replies: 63
Views: 4751

Re: Nearly every post I read today devolved into lameness.

Sniping, conclusion jumping, name calling . . . mean spiritedness. I realize I am a geezer, but I think that few people care any longer about civility, and I miss even the veneer of propriety. Perhaps I should just turn off the internet and go play some guitar with some friends. Of course the minut...