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by Green Lemon
Sat Dec 05, 2009 4:33 pm
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: [m4L] Leds feedback for my protodeck controller...
Replies: 10
Views: 2643

Re: [m4L] Leds feedback for my protodeck controller...

I think your difficulty in getting advice might be that you are solving your own problems too quickly.

You might also change your thread titles so they read like something from Le Canard Enchainé instead of geeky Max talk.
by Green Lemon
Sat Dec 05, 2009 4:27 pm
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: Rewards for people that help out on the forum
Replies: 64
Views: 8065

Re: Rewards for people that help out on the forum

UKRuss wrote:sniff my soapy arse crack.

You do post in the shower. Damn. Hardcore.
by Green Lemon
Sat Dec 05, 2009 4:26 pm
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: Rewards for people that help out on the forum
Replies: 64
Views: 8065

Re: Rewards for people that help out on the forum

Sorry, stupid idea :| . Hey, Abes, bribe us and we'll act like polite grownups for as long as we can tolerate! Until jealousy sets in because the f=ing do-gooder Tarekith scored all the points and walked with a free copy of M4L. I know, I'll poo in his sandwich. Besides, who the hell has trouble get...
by Green Lemon
Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:03 pm
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: attention moderator
Replies: 87
Views: 11020

Re: attention moderator

crumhorn wrote:Surely you mean wake her up before you "go go"

:) Thanks for that, I was feeling a bit ill.
by Green Lemon
Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:02 pm
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: [m4L] Leds feedback for my protodeck controller...
Replies: 10
Views: 2643

Re: [m4L] Leds feedback for my protodeck controller...

Sorry Julien, I can't help you, you're a bit over my head. But I really appreciate the way your working. Posting the screenshots on the forum is a great way to build a collective knowledgebase- they will stay up over time I hope?
by Green Lemon
Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:58 am
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: attention moderator
Replies: 87
Views: 11020

Re: attention moderator

/pukes/

:oops:
by Green Lemon
Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:54 pm
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: What can you NOT do with MAX4Live?
Replies: 54
Views: 10523

Re: What can you NOT do with MAX4Live?


Yes, you can nudge global song position. No, you cannot nudge playback position within clips.
by Green Lemon
Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:51 pm
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: What can you NOT do with MAX4Live?
Replies: 54
Views: 10523

Re: What can you NOT do with MAX4Live?

So frickin' exciting what M4L is. I see Live growing into more of a backbone of a program, with a completely customizable GUI and hardware interface. Every aspect of the software will be tweakable. Its in its infancy and its already kind of cool.
by Green Lemon
Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:42 pm
Forum: General Music Production
Topic: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Replies: 90
Views: 16481

Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?

ethios4 wrote:
plan ahead and be realistic about how much semen you will actually have on the day you're cooking

8O
by Green Lemon
Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:20 pm
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: It was only a matter of time... iLive by Allen & Heath
Replies: 9
Views: 1954

Re: It was only a matter of time... iLive by Allen & Heath

crumhorn wrote:Asimov started it with the iRobot series.

...which was fookin' massive! And the way he tied it in with Foundation series at the end of how many books and how many years of writing?

What an insane bastard, that Isaac. Love that series.
by Green Lemon
Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:24 am
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: has ableton live got weak legs?
Replies: 72
Views: 9871

Re: ableton live got week legs?

we a k nice one, should we take someone with the spelling capabilities of a slow 6 year old seriously. if you guys read my post clearly and counted to ten before you got lost in the red mists of fury (your jovial replies barley disguise the fact)... barley is a grain used in beer making and made fa...
by Green Lemon
Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:04 am
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: getting the dollar pricing rate on M4L?
Replies: 5
Views: 968

Re: getting the dollar pricing rate on M4L?

Well, I have no idea about NI, but I've been a Live owner since version 2 and have lived on 3 different continents in that time...so I can't really imagine companies who are inflexible to idea that their customers move in this day and age.

And I just bought and downloaded M4L happily!
by Green Lemon
Sun Nov 29, 2009 4:55 am
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: getting the dollar pricing rate on M4L?
Replies: 5
Views: 968

Re: getting the dollar pricing rate on M4L?

Hey, thanks for the information, I really appreciate it!