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"Look Ma...I got a...Yule Log"

I saw it today and it blows chunks. My hot farts are actually more interesting. Just a lot of noise and CG overkill. Plot, dialog and overall feel stinks. Acting is marginal. This one will be in the retail DVD rack pretty quick I suspect. Such a shame considering what could've been done with this. T...

Hahahah....Excellent Post. You are a God amongst Gods, Zebra.

It's amazing how many bum chums you have Rave :) Crap trollin' mate; no humour, constant following of this Rave guys posts. From your post history you seem to be hanging off of this Rave guys every word waiting to pull his pig tails. Must be luv... 'Bum chum's ' - I ain't heard that chestnut since ...

honestly, it's just such a worn out hack desciption that it means absolutely nothing. I would honestly avoid anything that called itself 'indie' - it so bespeaks against anything actually creative going on. Exactly. You know all of those crap bands or "solo-artistes" you find on MySpace o...

For me, "Indie Music" evokes an image of disposable mediocre McTunes made mostly by smelly unemployed marginally talented Gen-Y or Gen-X "artistes" with cheap retail grade sound gear. Basically, this shit is made by faux-musicians with no formal musical training or real knowledg...

Guff Tong wrote:I was dropping some uber spicy death clouds

Hahaha...that's RICH. Both literally & figuratively. I'm going to have to steal it for my portfolio.

I've been noticing this phenomena recently. Case In Point: went to a Christmas party last weekend were there was lots of seasonal goodies to eat like cheese-logs, anchovies, salami, bean-dip, etc. I'm quite sure there's a connection.

For me, "Indie Music" evokes an image of disposable mediocre McTunes made mostly by smelly unemployed marginally talented Gen-Y or Gen-X "artistes" with cheap retail grade sound gear. Basically, this shit is made by faux-musicians with no formal musical training or real knowledge...

LoopStationZebra wrote:Poops I thought you got banned?

Good to see you're still around!

I was banned but then the Ableton crew decided that they missed my informative quality posts, so they invited me back as a charter member, provided that I don't post any pics of commodes brimming with brown gravy!

We'd like to temporarily interrupt this broadcast to announce that Poop_Smear has just farted. Preliminary reports from the field would indicate that the fart was rather bodaceous.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled shitfest....

Welp...I read the whole thing and the only interesting bits were that Hillary Clinton wears Depends diapers, Barney Frank had a sex change back in '98 (used to go by "Bernadette Frank"), and Lindsay Lohan is actually a counter-espionage agent with the NSA who was placed in L.A. to infiltra...

d.reamonn wrote:Photo or never happened.

Oh, it happened alright.