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Oh damn, you busted me! I'll confess....I have never actually starred in midget porn with a digitally enhanced penis.













They didn't have to enhance, it was already there.

nebulae wrote:Only 3?

Yea, midgets are always involved...don't want to hurt em.

Yea no kidding! Sure, every movie I've ever been in they had to digitally add 3 inches, but that doesn't mean I can't use Architecture!

I got the Universal pack. Tens of thousands?! It's overwhelming as it is! Hey this is weird, I noticed the Architecture Universal page has a quote from me taken from the original forum post! Hahaha, well, ok. Maybe they asked to use it and I forgot. No worries, but funny to see my own words up there.

This pdf has instructions on using Architecture with samplers.

http://galbanum.com/products/architectu ... nstUni.pdf

Specifically :
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Ableton Sampler. I made a preset for Architecture samples since you have to set the tuning just right.

Wow, busted out my trusty Galbanum Architecture waveforms last night for some dubstep wobbly bass action. They are perfect for it, with only one or two samples! http://www.galbanum.com/products/architecture-universal/ When you start getting into the asymmetric and additive waveforms it gets really r...

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Sounds like it's going to be a great and special trip!

I had to check the date to make sure it wasn't April Fools day again. WTH is that graphic? I thought bowling too...dance steps? Umm, how about just the Ableton logo?

I better get a free shirt or hoodie for my 10 year anniversary of being a Live user dammit!

Just rub some soothing oil into it, that will ease the burning. Butthurt is teh serious folks.

Do you think the 'splosion was planned or something? I'm just saying it's really convenient that we were just about to start drilling elsewhere again and this happens and there's no shortage of people who will benefit financially or ideologically from this disaster. Yea, I thought so too. And of co...

beats me wrote:

ethios4 wrote: I'm glad it at least happened before bills were signed allowing much more off-shore drilling.

Oh I don't think the timing is a coincidence.

Do you think the 'splosion was planned or something?

Yea, this is super fucked. I'm glad it at least happened before bills were signed allowing much more off-shore drilling. Unbelievable that measures were not in place to deal with this....inexcusable.

Tarekith wrote:

Action Jackson wrote:Has Jobs ever given an explanation why Apple won't provide a Blu-Ray drive as an option on Macs?

Something about the licensing being too expensive.

Now that is funny coming from Apple!