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by henry ford
Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:25 am
Forum: Users' Help Exchange - closed
Topic: Live 5.0.3 Still Causing CPU Spikes!!!
Replies: 100
Views: 30775

heh, they flew you out? What a dastardly plan. Ply the most favourable forum members with attention and recognition, and they will keep the forum in check in times of inevitable dissent. Meanwhile robert is swimming in lagoons infinitely deep with vintage brandy and the tears of a thousand children,...
by henry ford
Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:51 am
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: Ableton live 5 complete? music solution
Replies: 51
Views: 14118

... its not complete. it costs more money to make it complete. Reason, is complete. Logic is complete. Cubase is complete. Sonar is complete. Why ? because they come with synth s & samplers included/provided. Getting into the merits of live5 is a whole other discussion as far as I'm concerned, m...
by henry ford
Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:43 am
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: Ableton live 5 complete? music solution
Replies: 51
Views: 14118

heh,,,a superb solution it may be, but is it complete ? After all, you have to pay extra for operator. You would'nt be running a cracked version would you ?
by henry ford
Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:34 am
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: WORST MUSICAL MOMENT
Replies: 17
Views: 3773

NIN were supposed to play at an indoor metal-fest in london, about 7 yrs ago. I lived in the west of ireland at the time, and was the only (serious) NIN fan amongst my peers...So I went alone, received some bad advice in which I was lead to believe that I would be able to withdraw my wages from engl...
by henry ford
Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:00 am
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: [ot] marriage of convienience for 8,000 euro. would you?
Replies: 11
Views: 2288

heh..fair point. Ultimately, its bound to be more hassle than its worth. So tempting tho...
by henry ford
Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:43 pm
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: [ot] marriage of convienience for 8,000 euro. would you?
Replies: 11
Views: 2288

[ot] marriage of convienience for 8,000 euro. would you?

a southafrican woman who works in my town, and is known to a friend of mine, offered him 8,000 euro for a marriage so that she can get an irish citizenship, and thus a european citizenship. He turned it down, apparently its an open offer. So would you do it ? I could use the money, but I dont want i...
by henry ford
Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:28 am
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: OT: Warning very f'd up.
Replies: 105
Views: 25222

What can I say.... I am a total twat! I think about cat penises all day long, and it pisses me off that they have more sex than I do. I troll forums looking to stir up shit, then try to write it off as my "cultural identity", because I'm being "honest". aww boo hoo, MrSelfPity a...
by henry ford
Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:20 am
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: OT: Warning very f'd up.
Replies: 105
Views: 25222

heh, and last time i checked....feral cats cant shoot winchesters at brown people
by henry ford
Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:15 am
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: Very OT, 9/11
Replies: 690
Views: 137101

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ha!...an IDF wet-dream
by henry ford
Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:09 am
Forum: General Music Production
Topic: TOP SECRET THREAD ONLY FOR ME DO NOT LOOK I WILL KNOW!!!!!!!
Replies: 107
Views: 36758

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i missed you! (this one's for mr piss stain! :P )
by henry ford
Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:03 am
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: OT: Warning very f'd up.
Replies: 105
Views: 25222

thank you, finally someone who seems to agree with me. or at least does not mind admitting it
by henry ford
Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:51 am
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: Very OT, 9/11
Replies: 690
Views: 137101

sic um, nod, sic um.

;henry wonders if fireforeffect will reply, or if he'll paste some article instead;
by henry ford
Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:48 am
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: OT: Warning very f'd up.
Replies: 105
Views: 25222

oh well, Finally got to view the trent video and j-lo video, initialy I felt like caving in some fur-cultivating china-man's head with a brick. Tho to be fair, I cried twice watching titanic.

just kidding.

:P
by henry ford
Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:41 am
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: Very OT, 9/11
Replies: 690
Views: 137101

"So if we're not dealing with any huge military threat why is the US occupying a nation in the Middle East that has, by the lack of demonstrable evidence, had absolutely nothing to do with those perpetrating such acts?" Liberalism=Mental Disorder. Here is how I can tell if you are sufferi...
by henry ford
Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:39 am
Forum: Ableton Live
Topic: Very OT, 9/11
Replies: 690
Views: 137101

when you post a message....you'll notice a few buttons above the box you type into. click on the one called IMG , it will insert some code into your text at the end of what you were typing, now paste the url of the image you want to post, then click the IMG button again. http://kidney.niddk.nih.gov/...