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In unrelated news, Detroit has just filed for bankruptcy.

That's because you can't afford peanut butter. I could literally build a house made out of peanut butter, kill someone, pay off the judge, and still have enough loose change left over to make your mum wish she had me, rather than you, as a son. I'm Steve Ballmer and I Bel.I.Eve in Will.I.Am. You me...

I am Funken, Jack McOck and Myrnova. What the hell are you on?!

I am Steve Ballmer and I am a person.

That's because you can't afford peanut butter. I could literally build a house made out of peanut butter, kill someone, pay off the judge, and still have enough loose change left over to make your mum wish she had me, rather than you, as a son.

I'm Steve Ballmer and I Bel.I.Eve in Will.I.Am.

YOU DO NOT GET IRONY.

machinesfuckingoff wrote:Perhaps but you could do us all a greater favor by investing in some mouthwash coz yer breath ain't makin it.

Perhaps if got your head out my "arse", we wouldn't have this problem. By the way, I like how tame you are. I bet if I tickled you under the chin, you'd purr like a rabbit.

WHAT IS BLOAT ISSUES??!!

Kurt Cobain did the world a favor.

They just want you to think that.

machinesfuckingoff wrote:

Steve Ballmer wrote:You're supposed to install the Red Hat dvd's, not eat them on a bun with mustard, moron.

"Your". Idjit.

You don't have to be a reptile to make for yourself than you've managed. But please do keep oooooooon buying Windows machines. We value you as a customer and hope we may count on your continued business.

I'm Steve Ballmer and I'm sending mixed messages.

Dude, that's hurtful.

I met your bald arse at a tech conference in London a few years back. It was right after a keynote you gave. Your facial expressions were idiotic that day and your untrimmed nosehairs were visible to the audience. Your bad breath about knocked me out. Clearly wealth doesn't spell couth for some. Oh...