Ableton Forum

nothing works, including that prosoniq £1600 pile of shit, the end.

akai are trying to punish the rest of the world with their us-centric philosophy. they want us to crumble and die but i'm not having it. i demand a free apc or i will fly out there and smack the fuckers black and blue and red and white too. cheeky fucking bastards. vive la france!

this dude can't even make toast and you want him to 'brown garlic'? you people are fucking idiots. just get this girl pissed out of her mind on cava (tell her its champagne) ask if she is shaved and head straight for the shitpipe, job done. wankers.

FIFTEEN CENTS, SHIPPED PRIORITY TO YOUR DOOR

i hope i helped you get your schwanz slobbed. us belgians need to stick together bro

1. power cord
2. huge-ass screenshot

abletoff wrote:I sell mine for 320$ shipped everywhere.

WHAT

what an idiot

awrite darwin ere's me tongue gaw blimey i got enuff fer free innit luv

i always spray my batter liberally to ensure maximum satisfaction

SERVE A POUND OF SIZZLING PORK DOWN THE GULLET FOLLOWED BY A SPIT ROAST. SHE WILL LEAVE STUFFED BUT HAPPY

so it is an actual problem and not something that someone just made up for 'fun'. apologies are in order from certain board members.

ahem, i gave you the best advice in the first reply. it sounds twee and gay at the same time, quite a feat. it also has the prerequisite allusion to invasion/entry, which i know is a preoccupation of this board full of arse bandits and fudge packers. also, no-one cares, it's 2009, making 'tunes' is ...

GAY AS ALL HELL