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I find myself mostly agreeing with myrnova. (despite a risk of aligning myself with someone, however spuriously, associated the undeniably humorous mental image of 'a giant fucking baby', which has me imagining a snarling, drooling, be-diapered infant with an incongruous erection on the top of whate...

Most Benevolent Emperor... your humble servant wishes to point out to you that the term USA has been deemed a weapon of mass disruption... using it in any form means that mushroom marinara fueled posts are certain to ensue. I should have mentioned, you needn't be all grovelly before Your Most Benev...

Your Most Benevolent Emperor™ of the USA would share shadx312's and mynova's concerns regarding the funding of pre-teenage female cabals and graphs that compare the data of open free societies to that of totalitarian closed societies responsible for the types of horrors he summarizes, respectively.....

If you are prepared to take personal responsibility for US war crimes over the past 60 years then you've come to the right place! Outside the US has even sent a delegate here full time to make sure your guilt is adequate and unwavering. Not to worry. I've taken advantage of the US gov't shutdown to...

CPEREZZZ's like that "Most Interesting Man" guy on the Corona commercial except there's a watermelon lodged sideways in his buttsphincter. Oddly enough, they've removed the watermelon surgically (and other ways, there is an amusing story about tying it to a burro) but it keeps growing back...

right. great. stellar.

same ol' same ol', I see.

I don't get the pay TV. I just get what comes in on the gummint subsidized digi->RF box.

You may laugh, but it gets me many more channels than the rabbit ears did.

fwiw... (this has nothing to do with drones, not directly anyway) like everyone else there are some things the gov't has done here there an everywhere that I don't like. But I have come to the following realization about the world we live in: You don't hear a great outcry of "it's not fair"...

http://soundcloud.com/utenzil/the-dream ... tion-zebra

I think that renewable energy is a great thing and making more available is a worthwhile goal.however, the whole climate change, which is a movement towards climate extremes, extreme weather, may really only be nudged by human countermeasures. is an interesting site that discusses the changes in our...

This thing where someone dies and then you are reminded of what they did... listen to the tight tight tight drums on those tracks. This thing it's painful. The consumer society that devo loved to parody has consumed another unsung hero of modern music. thing when someone dies and you are forced to a...

Stunning how a "from its title" wanna be a joke trigger can fail : How less itch & scratch like are twi mates I know for their sparkle looking like way of being suddently both fun and clever, for those who missed some ep or just engaged to their smoking pot habit (also they are fun by...

So, here is my business: Utenzil Amalgamated Entheoarts LLC. http://utenzil.com/shop My vision is for everyone just to be relaxed, mediatative, grateful, prayerful, serene, ahhh.... So I'm selling music for that, and natural supplements, herbal supplements for that, and... wait for it... e-cigarette...

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