What's the most you ever spent on one continuous lap dance?

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Most spent on one lap dance

$20+
5
14%
$50+
3
8%
$100+
1
3%
$200+
0
No votes
$300+
0
No votes
$500+
0
No votes
My swag is so beyond yallz petty dollaz
2
6%
I never had a lap dance.(but i want one!)
6
17%
I never had a lap dance.(and i don't want one.)
8
22%
Why the hell did i look at this thread?
11
31%
 
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What's the most you ever spent on one continuous lap dance?

Post by liveISlife » Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:59 am

Mine is $90. I hate myself.


plz translate poll amounts to us dollaz
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Post by UKRuss » Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:12 am

The Mrs does it for free...and I am allowed touchy touchy. :D
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Post by djsynchro » Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:19 pm

Rave wrote:I have had one but my friend paid for it.
Only one I ever had got payed for by someone else :D
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Post by ollyb303 » Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:05 pm

UKRuss wrote:The Mrs does it for free...and I am allowed touchy touchy. :D
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Post by arafel » Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:45 pm

UKRuss wrote "The Mrs does it for free...and I am allowed touchy touchy."

+1

Pole dancing classes are the best! The Mrs. gets fit, tight and all excited to show you the new moves she just mastered. Splurge on a costume for extra fun!
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Post by UKRuss » Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:38 pm

YEAH!! Some times I'll throw like five pound notes at her and maybe some cream buns...

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Post by aqua_tek » Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:16 pm

I never really was a fan of strip clubs for one reason. It's like paying for a nice steak when you're really hungry, and having someone rub it under your nose so you can smell it, drag it through your lips so you can sort of get a taste, but you're not allowed to take a bite.

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Post by Angstrom » Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:33 pm

I was never a fan of them either, for the same reason.
I'm always impressed by good poledancing skills though and I think it should be in the olympics.

BTW- if you want to have fun with lapdancers just go to the club with some non-judgemental girls and within half an hour the girls you are with and the lapdancers will know each other's entire life stories.
yada yada yada ... I woke up in kensington, covered in icecream.
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Post by last man on earth » Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:38 pm

Angstrom wrote:I was never a fan of them either, for the same reason.
I'm always impressed by good poledancing skills though and I think it should be in the olympics.

BTW- if you want to have fun with lapdancers just go to the club with some non-judgemental girls and within half an hour the girls you are with and the lapdancers will be making out right on top of you
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Post by beats me » Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:10 pm

Personal space issues combined with anger management issues have prevented me from ever getting a lap dance. My therapist says this is possibly the most dangerous situation I could put myself in.
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Post by liveISlife » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:02 pm

beats me wrote:Personal space issues combined with anger management issues have prevented me from ever getting a lap dance. My therapist says this is possibly the most dangerous situation I could put myself in.
O shit man. So give us a hypothetical situation of you going into a strip club. Walk us through what exactly would probably happen if you went into the club and got a dance.
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Post by liveISlife » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:04 pm

aqua_tek wrote:I never really was a fan of strip clubs for one reason. It's like paying for a nice steak when you're really hungry, and having someone rub it under your nose so you can smell it, drag it through your lips so you can sort of get a taste, but you're not allowed to take a bite.

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I very much agree with this. NIcely put.
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Post by liveISlife » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:04 pm

UKRuss wrote:YEAH!! Some times I'll throw like five pound notes at her and maybe some cream buns...

:lol:
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! CREAM BUNS!
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Post by liveISlife » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:05 pm

Rave wrote:I have had one but my friend paid for it.
This is a good strategy.
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Post by riotschool » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:02 am

That´s what "General" is about?
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