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condra
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Post by condra » Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:53 pm

Why did the monkey get lost?


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Because jungle is massive!

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Post by ubermnd » Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:03 pm

Why did the pervert cross the road?


Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Post by ikeaboy » Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:31 am

8O wrote:Times New Roman walks into a bar. The barman immediately shouts, "Get out - we don't serve your type here!"
Yesss! (i mainly replied to this thread so i'll be able to find it quickly in future, thereby continuing the illusion i'm funny)

P.S>The Interupting Cow joke was a winnning with my nephews at Christmas dinner

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Post by Hidden Driveways » Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:08 am

Why did the fish refuse to kiss the water?




It had Monolake.

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Post by Corn Swabler » Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:41 am

So this baby seal walks into a club
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Post by fuzzyhead » Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:37 am

A guy accompanied with a goat steps in his bedroom where is wife is lying on the bed and he says:
"you see, i've been cheating on you with this big cow for a long time now "
woman says " that is not a cow, it's a goat ! "
and guy replies " shut up, not talkin' to you "

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Post by knotkranky » Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:30 pm

Corn Swabler wrote:So this baby seal walks into a club
brilliant





A baby seal walks into a bar. It strolls up to the bar, somehow, and sits down. The
bartender looks at it a moment, confused, then shrugs and asks, "Well, alright...what'll it be?"
The seal looks up at him with it's big, soulful black eyes and says, "Anything but a Canadian club on the rocks."Image

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Post by Michael Hatsis » Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:03 am

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

make me one with everything...

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Post by pulsoc » Sun Dec 28, 2008 6:28 am

mike@TrackTeam Audio wrote:What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

make me one with everything...
part 2

The Buddhist asks how much, the vendor says "95 cents", whereupon the Buddhist hands him a dollar. After the vendor takes the dollar the Buddhist asks for his change. The vendor replies "Change comes from within."

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Post by Michael Hatsis » Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:10 pm

pulsoc wrote:
mike@TrackTeam Audio wrote:What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

make me one with everything...
part 2

The Buddhist asks how much, the vendor says "95 cents", whereupon the Buddhist hands him a dollar. After the vendor takes the dollar the Buddhist asks for his change. The vendor replies "Change comes from within."
:D 8O :D



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