[OT Movie] Teeth

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[OT Movie] Teeth

Post by ethios4 » Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:15 pm

Just watched a movie called Teeth...so good I had t recommend it on the forum, especially given the Loops in a Worship Setting thread....hahaha.

A quick rundown :
Vagina dentata is Latin for toothed vagina. Various cultures have folk tales about women with toothed vaginas, frequently told as cautionary tales warning of the dangers of sex with strange women. (wikipedia)

The virgin spokesgirl for a high school Promise Ring (abstinence) group finds out she has a toothed vagina when she succumbs to the devil's temptation with another Promise Ringer. Her vagina bites anyone but the man who truly loves her, including the several men who try to have their way with her. It's campy, hilarious, and full of abstinent sexual tension. :D :D :D

Teeth website

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Post by djsynchro » Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:10 pm

:x :x :x No fucking way am I going to watch that!!! but I sent the link to a female friend of mine who's a horror and splatter fan, right up her alley, so to speak. :P

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Post by Homebelly » Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:36 pm

I've picked this one up,,, put it down,,, picked it up,,, put it down.
Ya think i should give it a look see?
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Post by crumhorn » Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:41 pm

I have a cat named Teeth. For one second there I thought he might me moonlighting as a film star.
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Post by chalkline » Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:54 pm

crumhorn wrote:I have a cat named Teeth. For one second there I thought he might me moonlighting as a film star.
He's been making porn with dogs and rabbits!

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Post by Nick the Zombie » Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:27 am

I watched it a couple times recently. It wasn't at ALL what I was expecting, but I quite enjoyed it! I honestly thought it was going to be more of a horror movie but it's really more of a dark, slightly comedic cautionary tale.

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Post by glenn303 » Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:06 am

My grandmother had that problem, she didn't practice good hygiene and all her teeth down there fell out so now she wears dentures :lol:

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Post by Baron von Case » Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:38 am

I saw it and remember not liking it. It probably has less to do with whether or not the movie was good and more to do with seeing it at the pretentious hovel called the Cleveland Cinematheque. Being surrounded on all sides by ostentatious fuckers who are so desperate to be considered intelligent that feel the need to release loud guffaws at all the subtle, clever parts of the film that normal people are content just to grin at is not a recipe for enjoying a movie.

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Post by logic_user99 » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:18 am

Oh it was rubbish! The concept was marginally interesting (a toothy love-box!) but the execution was just rediculous.

Poorly acted, poorly scripted, and not even remotely 'funny'. There were a few 'Oh look, black humour, in-joke' moments that raised a slight grin just because they got them in there, but other than that, it's 1hr20m of my life that I'm never getting back.

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Post by UKRuss » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:27 am

Any flange shots?

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Post by logic_user99 » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:29 am

UKRuss wrote:Any flange shots?
None, which is even more stupid! They could have earned their '18' rating by putting a shot of the beknashered fur-cup in action, but they didn't.

There is a shot of it 'spitting out' the end of a chewed man-length. Ick!
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Post by UKRuss » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:39 am

yeah! Toothy flange gums pics or it didnt happen. :D

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Post by Homebelly » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:47 am

UKRuss wrote:yeah! Toothy flange gums pics or it didnt happen. :D
Is this forum heading back down that tack that lead to Iron Maiden and the Gaping Vagina? :?
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Post by UKRuss » Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:23 pm

errrrrrrrr....

I'm errr....hoping not.

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Post by onek » Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:25 pm

an accident really uncanny
occurred to my elderly granny
she sat in a chair
when her false teeth were there
and bit herself right in the fanny

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