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can you hold a company responsible?

Post by Johnisfaster » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:46 pm

can you hold a company legally responsible for giving you a heart attack when they announce their new products?

I'm hoping to sue them for the exact amount of the upgrade to 8 suite.

also, maybe I could sue them for causing my divorce several months after I get live 8 suite.
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Post by Robert Henke » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:48 pm

Blame your provider. They should block this page. Sue them!

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Post by Poster » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:48 pm

nothing Live for Max can't handle..

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Post by Robert Henke » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:49 pm

LOL.mxo
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Post by Johnisfaster » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:50 pm

how bout 'new wife~"?
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Post by nbinder » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:51 pm

Sure you want it to have an audio output? ;)

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Post by ollyb303 » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:51 pm

I know! There's me thinking NAMM announcement is gonna be fairly unremarkable. Not at all excited. Then BAM! BAM! BAM! (apc, max, live8 for anyone who's been asleep under a rock on mars with their eyes closed and their fingers in their ears for the majority of today)

I'm fucking flying. Adrenaline surging through every bit of my body. Haven't even taken any drugs! In fact that would probably kill me right now, if this doesn't anyway.

I worry about my marriage in this climate.
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Post by Poster » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:53 pm

nbinder wrote:Sure you want it to have an audio output? ;)
LOL :lol: :lol:

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Post by 3dot... » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:56 pm

ollyb303 wrote:I know! There's me thinking NAMM announcement is gonna be fairly unremarkable. Not at all excited. Then BAM! BAM! BAM! (apc, max, live8 for anyone who's been asleep under a rock on mars with their eyes closed and their fingers in their ears for the majority of today)

I'm fucking flying. Adrenaline surging through every bit of my body. Haven't even taken any drugs! In fact that would probably kill me right now, if this doesn't anyway.

I worry about my marriage in this climate.
same here...
I actually got a long rush from just learning about some of the new features...
a natural high...
Ableton you're doing the world a lot of good....
man.. this is crazy...

that's it I'm outta here...(but the emails keep dragging me back here...)
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Post by glitchrock-buddha » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:58 pm

I was actually wondering if Ableton wouldn't mind pitching in a little for all the hours I lost at work today due to checking out all their cool new shit.
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Post by Machinate » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:05 am

Johnisfaster wrote:how bout 'new wife~"?
that would be the jit.divorce.x objects. Make sure to set "@prenup 1"

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Post by Simbosan » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:28 am

Poster wrote:
nbinder wrote:Sure you want it to have an audio output? ;)
LOL :lol: :lol:
Let's not talk about 'inputs' eh!

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Re: can you hold a company responsible?

Post by Geezus » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:28 am

Johnisfaster wrote:can you hold a company legally responsible for giving you a heart attack when they announce their new products?

I'm hoping to sue them for the exact amount of the upgrade to 8 suite.

also, maybe I could sue them for causing my divorce several months after I get live 8 suite.
nitroglycerin~
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attorney~

you're covered mate

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