are these guys affiliated with Ableton?

nuxnamon · Post by **nuxnamon** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:20 am

http://www.warpingableton.com/index.html

there's nothing there we can't do ourselves...

are they allowed to use ableton's name and logo?

hacktheplanet · Post by **hacktheplanet** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:45 am

OK fuck these guys. I'll warp tracks for $1.00 US, and have it done the same day.

PM me.

nuxnamon · Post by **nuxnamon** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:01 am

the_planet wrote:OK fuck these guys. I'll warp tracks for $1.00 US, and have it done the same day.
PM me.

I'll do it for $0.75 and if you order now, i will normalize the tracks for free (a $0.50 value). Have your tracks upgraded to 24 bit format using advanced AD/DA converters for only an additional $0.25.... Plus mention the coupon code and get free reverb using our patented reverbibration process..

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:02 am

I ain't warping shit for nobody, that'll be $50 please.

maybe it's Josh Von with another scam.

tricil · Post by **tricil** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:03 am

i will meet all competitor's offers.

not valid with any other offer.

rbro · Post by **rbro** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:15 am

tricil wrote:i will meet all competitor's offers.

not valid with any other offer.

I'll pay YOU to let me warp your tracks

hacktheplanet · Post by **hacktheplanet** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:26 am

nuxnamon wrote:
the_planet wrote:OK fuck these guys. I'll warp tracks for $1.00 US, and have it done the same day.
PM me.
I'll do it for $0.75 and if you order now, i will normalize the tracks for free (a $0.50 value). Have your tracks upgraded to 24 bit format using advanced AD/DA converters for only an additional $0.25.... Plus mention the coupon code and get free reverb using our patented reverbibration process..

Don't listen to this guy. I use a vintage Apple ADB Bus Mouse while I warp. Brings out that nice warm sound.

aqua_tek · Post by **aqua_tek** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:28 am

that's the epitome of catering to the lazy right there.

john gordon · Post by **john gordon** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:37 am

well,with the new ableton 8 warping system i bet a few of you are laughing now,but................

starving student · Post by **starving student** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:38 am

I'll warp your moms for free

longjohns · Post by **longjohns** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:49 am

john gordon wrote:well,with the new ableton 8 warping system i bet a few of you are laughing now,but................

... you'll REALLY be laughing later

(what?)

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:45 am

Myself and 6 Grammy winning studio musicians and engineers will rerecord every track you throw at us using the same gear and sounds used by the original artists all in perfect sync to Live's atomic clock metronome. We will also record the same track at 10 different tempos so you won't ever have to worry about artifacts. On top that we will also record each track at 4 different swing variations of your choice.

Your ass will be virtually covered and we'll do this all because we love you.

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:01 pm

Tone Deft wrote:
maybe it's douche pickle with another scam.

FYP

.lm.

logic_user99 · Post by **logic_user99** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:06 pm

starving student wrote:I'll warp your moms for free

You can have 'er, mate...!

stonee · Post by **stonee** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:04 pm

im gonna get them to warp one of my unclocked acoustic fingerstyle songs

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