attention belgians!! new sofware!! it's called RETARD

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TITBAG
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attention belgians!! new sofware!! it's called RETARD

Post by TITBAG » Sun May 10, 2009 8:51 pm

feature list

* BALD MODE - makes your horrific noodlings even more unlistenable
* VIRTUAL FRIEND
* VERY EXPENSIVE
* MAC ONLY
* ALLOWS RECORDING OF AUDIO

bodhi71
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Re: attention belgians!! new sofware!! it's called RETARD

Post by bodhi71 » Sun May 10, 2009 9:37 pm

YAY!
Tttttitbag, I would like a word with you.
Who and what are you.
The forum wants to know.
There has been much speculation, but nothing concrete.
So are you the heralded messiah of Dj dorks and knob twisters, or something much worse and sinister.

TITBAG
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Re: attention belgians!! new sofware!! it's called RETARD

Post by TITBAG » Sun May 10, 2009 9:41 pm

yes

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Re: attention belgians!! new sofware!! it's called RETARD

Post by hoffman2k » Sun May 10, 2009 9:51 pm

:lol:

Did you get pwnd by a Belgian as a little child? Choke on a waffle? Got a nasty rash from our chocolate? Did Manneken Pis make you feel small?

No don't tell! I think I got it! Your mummy made you eat Brussels Sprouts!

Shine my head for a box of Lemsip!

Tone Deft
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Re: attention belgians!! new sofware!! it's called RETARD

Post by Tone Deft » Sun May 10, 2009 10:00 pm

time to get a Mac.


damnit.
In my life
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
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abort
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Re: attention belgians!! new sofware!! it's called RETARD

Post by abort » Sun May 10, 2009 10:11 pm

Hey TITBAG! Your going to love my nuts!


..begin!

Dalibor Loncar
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Re: attention belgians!! new sofware!! it's called RETARD

Post by Dalibor Loncar » Sun May 10, 2009 10:15 pm

:arrow: :lol:

the complete boxed package of RETARD also includes

* 1TB Sample Library created in cooperation with Belcolade and Callebaut Audio
* chip-pan is a physical modelling instrument capable of creating incredibly accurate reproductions of real fries
* New CAPS (child abuse prevention system) algorithm
* FAG mode for more social acceptance
* Comic book mode for drawing funny automation curves

shlomo
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Re: attention belgians!! new sofware!! it's called RETARD

Post by shlomo » Sun May 10, 2009 10:18 pm

what!
no LE version!!!
i assume no retard adapted either...
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LoopStationZebra
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Re: attention belgians!! new sofware!! it's called RETARD

Post by LoopStationZebra » Sun May 10, 2009 10:18 pm

There are no waffles in Belgium.

Pure myth.
I came for the :lol:
But stayed for the :x

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Re: attention belgians!! new sofware!! it's called RETARD

Post by hoffman2k » Sun May 10, 2009 10:21 pm

LoopStationZebra wrote:There are no waffles in Belgium.

Pure myth.
Its a cover-up!
Prime suspects are sugar and whipped cream.

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Re: attention belgians!! new sofware!! it's called RETARD

Post by LoopStationZebra » Sun May 10, 2009 10:23 pm

Yes. ...this is going to be the subject of the next X-Files movie.
I came for the :lol:
But stayed for the :x

aisling
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Re: attention belgians!! new sofware!! it's called RETARD

Post by aisling » Sun May 10, 2009 10:43 pm

:cry: no gay sailor mode ala tiesto?
http://soundcloud.com/aislingbeing


Live, Reason, Moog sub phatty, Moog sub 37, Ozone 6, guitars, Pedals, proper ergonomic sitting posture, french pressed coffee with a pinch of cardamon.

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Re: attention belgians!! new sofware!! it's called RETARD

Post by BoimB son of BoB » Mon May 11, 2009 11:38 am

Thread closed.

TITBAG
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Re: attention belgians!! new sofware!! it's called RETARD

Post by TITBAG » Mon May 11, 2009 12:39 pm

Thread re-opened.

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Re: attention belgians!! new sofware!! it's called RETARD

Post by funky shit » Mon May 11, 2009 12:53 pm

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