I'm off to my private jet, later guys!

timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:09 am

Just found out that I have different remixes in the #2, #13 and #30 positions in the UK Club Chart this week!!

Just thought I'd let you know while I wait for my limo filled with high priced prostitutes to arrive. I probably won't have much time to talk to you guys anymore in the near future either. I'll be far too busy playing massive gigs while wasted on designer drugs, trying not to slip and fall on all the money scattered all over the ground.

It's been a slice though, and fun while it lasted! Ciao!

the_antagonist · Post by **the_antagonist** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:46 am

don't let the door hit your ass on the way out

Minimal Justice System · Post by **Minimal Justice System** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:49 am

What's the UK club chart?

UKRuss · Post by **UKRuss** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:40 am

Sorry for keeping you off the top spot.

Off for a posh wank.

Sibanger · Post by **Sibanger** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:10 am

Some backstage passes to all Abes forum members on your next world tour would be the least you could do.

Oh, your shout for blow and hookers would be appreciated.

forge · Post by **forge** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:57 am

the_antagonist wrote:don't let the door hit your ass on the way out

+1

timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:05 pm

*throws forges birthday present bag of coke into the toilet*

forge · Post by **forge** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:17 pm

timothyallan wrote:*throws forges birthday present bag of coke into the toilet*

*forge grows gills and takes a sewer dive*

freqn · Post by **freqn** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:13 pm

big woop. conrgrats

mikemc · Post by **mikemc** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:39 pm

The whole "Don't forget the posh wank, hugs to your mum" riff is just hysterical.

Of course, they invented the language, y'know.

logic_user99 · Post by **logic_user99** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:24 pm

There's a 'Club Chart' now?

Props for the work though, Timmo.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:14 pm

Finally somebody on here can explain the "Debuted at #5 on......" statement. I never understood that. If something hasn't been released yet how can it slide into a top position upon arrival? And if it debuted at #5 of course it's going to stay on the charts for awhile and possibly rise. That's how the masses operate.

I'm thinking Iran has something to do with this but I'm sure they'll deny it.

weeddigger · Post by **weeddigger** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:25 pm

Beats Me, I ran laughing at your comment on Iran!!!

Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:38 pm

What? You can't make it on the Australian Club Chart? Feh! Call us when you've really arrived!

Congratulations!

McQ714 · Post by **McQ714** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:08 pm

what's this Australia you speak of?

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