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 Post subject: So, I had my first Online date...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:31 am 

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It was from an "alternative lifestyle" site. let me tell you. There are some crazy twisted people out there! :twisted:

I had a swell, (I said "swell") time. I didn't know AA batteries could put out that kind of power. I'm seriously chaffed. :lol:

I think I will not be lonely for a while. Thank God there are other sick fucks in the world like me. 8) :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: So, I had my first Online date...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:35 am 

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Where exactly did the device putting out the power from the AA batteries go to cause you to chafe? There is certain friction reducing liquids you can use to guard against the chaffing.

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 Post subject: Re: So, I had my first Online date...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:41 am 

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Let me be clear. There was plenty of oil based lube. It was just THAT intense! :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: So, I had my first Online date...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:44 am 

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ChiDJ wrote:
Let me be clear. There was plenty of oil based lube. It was just THAT intense! :evil:
I am literally crying while lol'ing right now. O my good lawd...LAWL

Can you PM me this site plz, I need to get me one of these.

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 Post subject: Re: So, I had my first Online date...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:51 am 

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liveISlife wrote:
ChiDJ wrote:
Let me be clear. There was plenty of oil based lube. It was just THAT intense! :evil:
I am literally crying while lol'ing right now. O my good lawd...LAWL

Can you PM me this site plz, I need to get me one of these.


I have no qualms about revealing the site. www.adultfriendfinder.com

Bro, it literally took me 5 weeks and endless screening to finally make contact. I'm starting to realize this shit is MORE work than picking up a drunk chick at a bar. But this was ONE for the books. 8)

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 Post subject: Re: So, I had my first Online date...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:54 am 

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Investigating...

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 Post subject: Re: So, I had my first Online date...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:01 am 

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side note; I will never look at Filipino girls the same... 8)

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 Post subject: Re: So, I had my first Online date...
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Do you have evidence of this endeavor?

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 Post subject: Re: So, I had my first Online date...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:07 am 

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Do you have evidence of this endeavor?


Just a chaffed man muscle and a smile. 8)

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 Post subject: Re: So, I had my first Online date...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:08 am 

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Do you have evidence of this endeavor?


Just a chaffed man muscle and a smile. 8)
Case closed.

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 Post subject: Re: So, I had my first Online date...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:14 am 

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Hold on now, does your man muscle run on AA batteries?

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 Post subject: Re: So, I had my first Online date...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:28 am 

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liveISlife wrote:
Hold on now, does your man muscle run on AA batteries?



Raw Meat, Strippers and Techno.

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 Post subject: Re: So, I had my first Online date...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:11 am 

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You've been having a good several days now. :D

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 Post subject: Re: So, I had my first Online date...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:21 pm 

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So I guess this is the new hangout, adult friend finder dot com?

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 Post subject: Re: So, I had my first Online date...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:51 pm 

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My ex-wife managed an adult store and every so often I'd give her some money to just bring home random stuff. But more often than not it would go from sexual to hilarity. Picture the scene in Austin Powers where he is playing with the pump sneaker until it blows up in his face. I've determined I need to keep it to nature's basics. I lack maturity in certain areas.

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