when you think you're hilarious
when you think you're hilarious
but you still didn't get her digits
Worst yet, you post something about it on the ableton forum.
Cheers!
Worst yet, you post something about it on the ableton forum.
Cheers!
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Re: when you think you're hilarious
Good thing you never got her digits.
Re: when you think you're hilarious
same concept, different scenario. Sometimes after many beers, I "think" I can actually dance. until she starts backing away and your left dancing by yourself (true story)
Re: when you think you're hilarious
... and they say 'lefties' are in their right mindstimothyallan wrote:Good thing you never got her digits.
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Re: when you think you're hilarious
funny and nice = lotion and cleenex by your bed
funny and kind of an asshole = lotion and cleenex by your bed, with occasional female company
funny and kind of an asshole = lotion and cleenex by your bed, with occasional female company
Re: when you think you're hilarious
Despite the fact that it felt like a sure home run tonight, I just got a very rude shutdown from one of the most desperate, yet not-so-bad, looking ladies at the place and it was pretty humiliating / humbling.
You win some, you lose even more. I've learned to deal with the pain of rejection decently. I just grab a nice, greasy sandwich at the closest deli and call it a night.
I'm classy like that.
You win some, you lose even more. I've learned to deal with the pain of rejection decently. I just grab a nice, greasy sandwich at the closest deli and call it a night.
I'm classy like that.
Re: when you think you're hilarious
Boo fucking hoo, you didnt get her no. i just spent the last 4 hrs in a contorted wailing state on the floor half naked because of a woman.
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Re: when you think you're hilarious
Emissary wrote:Boo fucking hoo, you didnt get her no. i just spent the last 4 hrs in a contorted wailing state on the floor half naked because of a woman.
isn't worth it
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Re: when you think you're hilarious
Doesn't being a musician eliminate this problem?
...Doesn't it??
...Doesn't it??
Re: when you think you're hilarious
no shame. it's perfectly OK to beg for sex.Emissary wrote:Boo fucking hoo, you didnt get her no. i just spent the last 4 hrs in a contorted wailing state on the floor half naked because of a woman.
best of luck at the bars tonight (which is about now in your time zone IIRC.) go forth and grovel!
In my life
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
-Moz
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
-Moz
Re: when you think you're hilarious
I deal with rejection by moving on to the next one.aqua_tek wrote:Despite the fact that it felt like a sure home run tonight, I just got a very rude shutdown from one of the most desperate, yet not-so-bad, looking ladies at the place and it was pretty humiliating / humbling.
You win some, you lose even more. I've learned to deal with the pain of rejection decently. I just grab a nice, greasy sandwich at the closest deli and call it a night.
I'm classy like that.
Re: when you think you're hilarious
disregard my drunken comment/rant. Makes me sound like a douche...
which, let's face it, I sort of am
which, let's face it, I sort of am
Re: when you think you're hilarious
I don't think I shared this one on the forum yet. I was at the local dive about a week ago sitting at the bar and a woman comes up and sits next to me. So I start talking to her, completely harmless chit chat. After about 5 minutes she suddenly blurts out "I'm not interested" to which I said "in me or in talking?" to which she responded "both". It took every ounce of restraint to not make a smart ass comment. I said "OK" and went back to talking to my friend. I wasn't even hitting on her in any way, shape, or form.
I really, really, really try to put some effort into not hating women in general but it's moments like this that are a big setback in that effort. It's amazing the lack of certain social skills that women haven't had to develop simply because they have a vagina and men will overlook so many things in order to obtain it.
I really, really, really try to put some effort into not hating women in general but it's moments like this that are a big setback in that effort. It's amazing the lack of certain social skills that women haven't had to develop simply because they have a vagina and men will overlook so many things in order to obtain it.