Barack Obama is inventing Time Travel

[starving student]

wow, I knew it was possible and I knew that Obamas election was historical but I never knew just how historical it would be, he single handedly is creating time travel and he's not even using electronics, machinery or anything, america is now going further back in time with each passing day, I just saw a woman screaming about how she wants the country to go back to the time of the constitution well me-oh-my
I can't wait til we get there.

[hurlingdervish]

I heard Obama made a sperm donation and the next day 100 million women were pregnant.

[H20nly]

I heard he pees sitting down.

[hurlingdervish]

I heard he pees sitting down.

cause he can't stand looking at his dong?

[continuous]

I heard...

















this thread suks.

[Tone Deft]

I heard it blows.

[continuous]

The blowing enhances the suk of it though, so that's bonus.

[glitchrock-buddha]

You are both correct. It is a game of suck and blow, much like with a deck of cards. Post to post, one must suck from the last and blow to the next.

[porfiry]

I can't believe we ended up with a:

•Socialist
•Statist
•Marxist and
•Fascist.

I really didn't know who the hell I was checking the box for in November. I know I don't want any third parties getting between me and my doctor, unless it's an insurance company!

DIDN'T ANY OF YOU EVEN READ THE BILL??

[hurlingdervish]

^^^^total buzzkill


wait who's obama?

[H20nly]

^ ain't hee tha wun that blue up dem bildins in New York sitty?

[porfiry]

ayup he's da hoosayn.

[hurlingdervish]

who sayin what?

[H20nly]

who sayin Amerca ain't no good

[porfiry]

iss alla dem goddam liberls up dere.