Barack Obama is inventing Time Travel

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Barack Obama is inventing Time Travel

Post by starving student » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:24 pm

wow, I knew it was possible and I knew that Obamas election was historical but I never knew just how historical it would be, he single handedly is creating time travel and he's not even using electronics, machinery or anything, america is now going further back in time with each passing day, I just saw a woman screaming about how she wants the country to go back to the time of the constitution well me-oh-my
I can't wait til we get there.

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Re: Barack Obama is inventing Time Travel

Post by hurlingdervish » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:41 pm

I heard Obama made a sperm donation and the next day 100 million women were pregnant.

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Re: Barack Obama is inventing Time Travel

Post by H20nly » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:42 pm

I heard he pees sitting down.

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Re: Barack Obama is inventing Time Travel

Post by hurlingdervish » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:46 pm

H20nly wrote:I heard he pees sitting down.
cause he can't stand looking at his dong?

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Re: Barack Obama is inventing Time Travel

Post by continuous » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:25 am

I heard...

















this thread suks.

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Re: Barack Obama is inventing Time Travel

Post by Tone Deft » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:26 am

I heard it blows.
In my life
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
-Moz

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Re: Barack Obama is inventing Time Travel

Post by continuous » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:32 am

The blowing enhances the suk of it though, so that's bonus.

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Re: Barack Obama is inventing Time Travel

Post by glitchrock-buddha » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:37 am

You are both correct. It is a game of suck and blow, much like with a deck of cards. Post to post, one must suck from the last and blow to the next.
Professional Shark Jumper.

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Re: Barack Obama is inventing Time Travel

Post by porfiry » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:38 am

I can't believe we ended up with a:

•Socialist
•Statist
•Marxist and
•Fascist.

I really didn't know who the hell I was checking the box for in November. I know I don't want any third parties getting between me and my doctor, unless it's an insurance company!

DIDN'T ANY OF YOU EVEN READ THE BILL??

:|

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Re: Barack Obama is inventing Time Travel

Post by hurlingdervish » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:49 am

^^^^total buzzkill


wait who's obama?

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Re: Barack Obama is inventing Time Travel

Post by H20nly » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:54 am

^ ain't hee tha wun that blue up dem bildins in New York sitty?

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Re: Barack Obama is inventing Time Travel

Post by porfiry » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:56 am

ayup he's da hoosayn.

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Re: Barack Obama is inventing Time Travel

Post by hurlingdervish » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:56 am

who sayin what?

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Re: Barack Obama is inventing Time Travel

Post by H20nly » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:59 am

who sayin Amerca ain't no good

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Re: Barack Obama is inventing Time Travel

Post by porfiry » Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:05 am

iss alla dem goddam liberls up dere.

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