Do you have a masturbation problem?

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Do you have a masturbation problem?

Post by nebulae » Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:18 am

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john doe by choice
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Re: Do you have a masturbation problem?

Post by john doe by choice » Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:20 am

scored a 3 (but I won't say which 3) :wink:

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Re: Do you have a masturbation problem?

Post by jonny yep » Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:22 am

I guess i got a 2...hope its normal :oops:

Android Bishop
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Re: Do you have a masturbation problem?

Post by Android Bishop » Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:30 am

I got pretty much all of these. Its not that I have a masturbation problem, its that I'm bored and have a "lack of pussy" problem to tide me over until I find something productive to do.

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Re: Do you have a masturbation problem?

Post by scott nathaniel » Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:41 am

Android Bishop wrote:I'm bored and have a "lack of pussy" problem
What are you talking about. Every time you masturbate you're fucking a pussy. :lol:
Sorry, I couldn't resist--and I'm kiddin' witcha'

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Re: Do you have a masturbation problem?

Post by liveISlife » Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:41 am

8 here, ALL RIGHT! Who's going for 10?! Image
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Android Bishop
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Re: Do you have a masturbation problem?

Post by Android Bishop » Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:43 am

scott nathaniel wrote:
Android Bishop wrote:I'm bored and have a "lack of pussy" problem
What are you talking about. Every time you masturbate you're fucking a pussy. :lol:
technically true, on more levels than one...

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Re: Do you have a masturbation problem?

Post by muthafunka » Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:58 am

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Re: Do you have a masturbation problem?

Post by nebulae » Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:03 am

I have been responsible for the death of many MANY kittens.

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Re: Do you have a masturbation problem?

Post by kb420 » Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:06 am

nebulae wrote:I have been responsible for the death of many MANY kittens.

Complete massacre!
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger..........."
-Friedrich Nietzsche-

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Re: Do you have a masturbation problem?

Post by timothyallan » Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:28 am

u forgt about while tuping on the forums wit one hnd!

john doe by choice
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Re: Do you have a masturbation problem?

Post by john doe by choice » Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:55 am

I masturbate while waiting for my Live 8 demo to load, sometimes I can get multiple shots off before I even get past the splash graphic

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Re: Do you have a masturbation problem?

Post by musikmachine » Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:05 am

john doe by choice wrote:I masturbate while waiting for my Live 8 demo to load, sometimes I can get multiple shots off before I even get past the splash graphic
I think you may want to clean your monitor, there are no splashes on the graphic. :D

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Re: Do you have a masturbation problem?

Post by leedsquietman » Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:25 am

no American Pie style Apple Pie mentioned on this survey !
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Re: Do you have a masturbation problem?

Post by ChiDJ » Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:28 am

Dude, I don't understand. Do you count how many times you breathe every day????


10 is weak. I'm just saying....
"Let you're body feel the sound! Let it cover you up and down!"

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