Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

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Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Post by CharlotteGreens » Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:59 am

I thought of a cool thread that belongs here!

Since there are so many people who LOVE ableton and are notorious for going out of their way to let others know just how much more awesome it is than anything else, but mightn't want to overstay an inquiry's welcome with the well deserved 10 minutes that explaining the greatness of ableton can require, this should be ultra easy, AND ultra difficult. Mwahaha.

Someone thinking of trying or buying ableton need only look in a thread like this! PERFECT!
And I'm sure we'll find some laughs along the way.


I'll do 3 for starters,

(umbrella style) "Imagine software completely hacked toward audio sequencing, neatly organizing and managing limitless sequences for production or performance. Comprehensively - independently. Ableton."

(preacher style) "Ableton Live is... the alpha and omega of music creation... if only you seek it."

(common sense style) "its german-made so you know its the $#%&!!"

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Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Post by timothyallan » Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:16 pm

GFC Style: I will sell you this copy of Live for 4 dollars.

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Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Post by h4nc0 » Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:27 pm

timothyallan wrote:GFC Style: I will sell you this copy of Live for 4 dollars.
That would work.

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Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Post by magestro » Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:56 pm

its .... ..... .. äh

live

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Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Post by Dexes » Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:35 pm

markerting department run out of ideas?

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Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Post by crumhorn » Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:44 pm

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Buy Ableton or the puppy gets it!
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Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Post by nebulae » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:16 pm

Loop THIS, bitches.
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Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Post by Guff Tong » Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:16 pm

JUST SEND ORDER!

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Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Post by cotdagoo » Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:42 pm

ableton - if at first you don't succeed.. beta, beta, beta

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Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Post by CharlotteGreens » Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:01 pm

@ Dexes nope just a fan of ableton and felt like having some fun here.

"Ableton, so easy a caveman can dj"

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Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Post by funky shit » Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:06 pm

Live, ass and tities.
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Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Post by the_antagonist » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:11 pm

cotdagoo wrote:ableton - if at first you don't succeed.. beta, beta, beta
funny.

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Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Post by H20nly » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:20 pm

Stoney Style: its even better with weed!

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Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Post by Bleep Blop Ima Robot » Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:07 pm

crumhorn wrote:Image

Buy Ableton or the puppy gets it!
NOOO!!!
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Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Post by nuxnamon » Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:17 am

1. endorsed by Tiesto and TimothyAllan

2. Order now and get a free membership to the Ableton Forum.

3. Free Beta testing.

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