Ableton Forum

RCUS wrote:

starving student wrote:

funky shit wrote:Dumbass

?

I knew what he meant, I was just turning the tables on a stupid response from another smug apple hipster.

I guess that kind of makes you the dumbass funky shit

Uh-oh, looks like we've got a puckered asshole in the house!

sparklepuff wrote:
Uh-oh, looks like we've got a puckered asshole in the house!

...apparently this one's got alot of experience with the male anus? He clearly knows the difference between a puckered asshole, and a regular asshole. Enlighten us sparklepuff, just how many assholes have you inspected to achieve your mastery of the anus?

While we wait for his response, let's get back on track shall we? Mmmkay. Any other Gross Beat/Lucifer users 'in the house'?

for you guys that have been asking me about my copy of lucifer, the answer is it's not a crack it's the real $100 dolla bill deal and the best offer takes the whole schmeal.....pm me

Question: can you automate what you do in Gross Beat?

Because Ive just played a bit with the demo and its really cool but I cant record anything. How can you keep what you are doing??

Gross beat is better than beat repeat in the manipulation of time and volume. Really much better. The only thing is it goes out of "sync" sometimes. Bit off putting really, and this is the main reason i dont use it. I have come to the conclusion programmed drum fills sound the best any way.

If you want to automate it i think you have to draw a line in the auto lane corresponding to the patch you want.

decided to hold onto lucifer for a bit maybe sell it later.

Thanks Dna, I'll try that.

Lucifer is very good...

Turtoll wrote:Lucifer is very good...

OK, So what does it do ?

Dna598 wrote:

I have come to the conclusion programmed drum fills sound the best any way.

can you extrapolate a bit more on this? do you mean cutting the beat by hand or using some programmed technic I am not aware of??

Turtoll wrote:Lucifer is very good...

I think its a papal ruling that you can't put 'lucifer' and the word 'good' in the same sentence, unless properly caveated.

Lucifer (the brand name and not the fallen angel hell bent on corrupting all humanity) may or may not be good (depending on your religious affiliations).

Gross Beat..... hahahahahahaha - guess none of you speak French?

grosse bite (pronounced "beat") = big dick.

now - what was the op saying about arseholes?

meh

stjohn wrote:lolfail^^^^^^

it means FAT actually
= Fat Beat


or in English 'Gross Beat' works in the colloquial negative sense,

"thats sick" or "that mutha f was bad"

fail yourself, fucktard (I see you edited your post quickly to get maximum "lolfail" mileage). http://www.french-linguistics.co.uk/dictionary/

gros

big, huge, enourmous object, task, effort, serious, huge worries, problems, heavy jumper, fat person; ~ bétail cattle; ~ plan close-up; ~ mot swearword; ~s mots bad language (nc)

2 gros Noun, masculine

(a) bulk, main part; en ~ in the main, roughly, broadly; wholesale products
(b) fat man, fatty (Infml, pej), fatso (Infml, pej)

Thanks for clarifying the English meaning. Very useful - despite the fact that I speak English. And French.

Fuck me, what a load of shite over two fuckin' piss poor excuses for creativity....

Chop your own beats and stop relying on some logical random bollox algorhythms to do it for you.

My 50c.

Z.