I got slapped on the bottom by my female boss today

[silveriofunk]

Just start wearing tighter and tighter shorts, bending over at every opportunity, 'dropping' things in front of her and the like.

Before finally, one day, simply turning up naked and erect.

this is the type of behaviour that should be encouraged at work...

[boomstix]

that's sexual harassment and she's in the wrong.

feel free to tell her that i said that

[locojohn]

Sue her ass. You could get lots of time off for this too. Milk it she would have. Don't let there be one rule for them and another for us.

It's scary to live in the society of people who encourage to get into court for an action so human and also so personal I can't believe this needs any state intrusion. There's definitely something very wrong with this approach IMHO.

Andrejs

[UKRuss]

next time she does it, grab one of her breasts and howl like a wolf!

[kb420]

How old is she?

What does she look like?

Is she married?

[formatk]

next time she does it, grab one of her breasts and howl like a wolf!

awesome advice, I'll try that next time someone upsets me!

[UKRuss]

**not responsible for ongoing employment status, terms and conditions apply**

[ChiDJ]

Thank god there are still some people in this world that are free enough to spank a little ass every now and then. I find that quite refreshing.

The way I see it, you just got a free pass to return the favor.

[LoopStationZebra]

That love tap meant she likes it in the pooper and is hoping you do as well.

[telekom]

I really think you should rehearse and record a kinda Flight Of The Conchords/Prince slow groove song about having your ass slapped...

Yo she an ass slappa momma
yo ain't it just a bumma
That she's a total humma
So it didn't make me cumma

I'm claimin fo harrassment
Cos when I had my ass bent
She slapped my ass in class, Brett
But did she make a pass, Brett?

However, if you have been truly upset by the experience then I hope I haven't compounded your pain.

[nuxnamon]

I really think you should rehearse and record a kinda Flight Of The Conchords/Prince slow groove song about having your ass slapped...

Yo she an ass slappa momma
yo ain't it just a bumma
That she's a total humma
So it didn't make me cumma

I'm claimin fo harrassment
Cos when I had my ass bent
She slapped my ass in class, Brett
But did she make a pass, Brett?

However, if you have been truly upset by the experience then I hope I haven't compounded your pain.

are you passing the mic around? where's the beat?

[telekom]

are you passing the mic around? where's the beat?

Yep, Brett's up next and he's feelin' SWEATTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I'm thinking "Gett Off" for the beat.

[gjm]

I really think you should rehearse and record a kinda Flight Of The Conchords/Prince slow groove song about having your ass slapped...

Yo she an ass slappa momma
yo ain't it just a bumma
That she's a total humma
So it didn't make me cumma

I'm claimin fo harrassment
Cos when I had my ass bent
She slapped my ass in class, Brett
But did she make a pass, Brett?

Brilliant

I went out of my way today to 'catch' her to she if there was any embarrassment or further reaction on her behalf and ..... nada. She just mentioned a few words about a class I was looking for and that was it. It was like it didn't even happened. However, when I asked my wife who of the females on staff was most likely to slap my rump and joke about being tempted, her first guess was this woman Made for very funny conversation with her

Anyway, I figure the hardest time to do anything is the first time, so we will see if this was a one off or if I need to be on cougar alert

Cheers for all the laughs lads. G.

[djsynchro]

Maybe she was aiming for your Launch Pad