my music sucks - thanx aLOT ableton!

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Re: my music sucks - thanx aLOT ableton!

Post by crumhorn » Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:47 am

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Re: my music sucks - thanx aLOT ableton!

Post by the girl next door » Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:52 am

necho wrote: really don't want 2 talk about this any more cos you all liek ableton and its shit so theres no point
Anyway Its not liek its leek

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Re: my music sucks - thanx aLOT ableton!

Post by the girl next door » Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:06 pm

necho wrote:im so sik of ableton its so stupid and stuff and it sounds bad and i don't like it cubase is so much better cos thats what the pros use. when i used a kracked copy of cubase and teh waves plugins and that it was all good and i was makin real good tunes and every thing. but yesterday i played a tune wot i made in live to my frend and he said it was shit and its all abletons fault cos everything i make in cubase is good and everything in ableton is bad.

yesterday i was walking home from my work and my shoe lace was undone and i didn't know or anything and then i tripped over and hurt my hand and got some shit on my new jeans. this NEVER HAPPEND WIV OTHER SOFTWARE ONLY ABLETON!!!!!!!

thanks a LOT ableton - i'm going to take my copy of live into the street pour sum petrol on it and burn the fucker real good cos thats what i think of it.
Reading this again really fast... Reminds me of someone...
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Re: my music sucks - thanx aLOT ableton!

Post by timothyallan » Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:14 pm

The best part is when people read the OP and get upset. Some might say they have an... irony deficiency! HARHARHARHARHAHRARHARH

This thread is full of win.

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Post by creature » Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:15 pm

funniest thread I had read in ages :-)

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Re: my music sucks - thanx aLOT ableton!

Post by Emissary » Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:33 pm

This letter is not intended to assuage your worst fears about Necho but will, in most cases, confirm them. Wait! Before you dismiss me as lethargic, hear me out. We must provide a positive, confident, and assertive vision of humanity's future and our role in it if we are ever to fight for what is right. Yes, this is a bold, audacious, even unprecedented undertaking. Yes, it lacks any realistic guarantee of success. However, it is an undertaking that we must clearly pursue because almost every day, Necho outreaches himself in setting new records for arrogance, deceit, and greed. It's decidedly breathtaking to watch him.

Ostensibly, Necho does not intend to divert us from proclaiming what in our innermost conviction is absolutely necessary but, in fact, he says that an open party with unlimited access to alcohol can't possibly outgrow the host's ability to manage the crowd. Hey, Necho, how about telling us the truth for once? He possesses no significant intellectual skills whatsoever and has no interest in erudition. Heck, he can't even spell or define "erudition", much less achieve it. If Necho thinks that truth is whatever your grievance group says it is, then he's sadly mistaken. I was once asked, "To what lengths will he go to silence critical debate and squelch creative brainstorming?". I'm not quite sure how to answer such a question. The problem is that we must soon make one of the most momentous decisions in history. We must decide whether to let Necho inflict untold misery, suffering, and distress or, alternatively, whether we should make his obstreperous, longiloquent "compromises" understood, resisted, and made the object of deserved contempt by young and old alike. Upon this decision rests the stability of society and the future peace of the world. My view on this decision is that Necho had promised us liberty, equality, and fraternity. Instead, he gave us quislingism, negativism, and escapism. I suppose we should have seen that coming, especially since Necho's false-flag operations are like a Hydra. They continually acquire new heads and new strength. The only way to stunt their growth is to reinforce the contentions of all reasonable people and confute those of what I call pudibund adulterers. The only way to destroy his Hydra entirely is to provide more people with the knowledge that by brainwashing his sycophants with emotionalism, Necho makes them easy to lead, easy to program, and easy to enslave.

Difficult times lie ahead. Fortunately, we have the capacity to circumvent much of the impending misery by working together to wage war on corporatism. Take it from me: Necho is locked into his present course of destruction. He does not have the interest or the will to change his fundamentally fork-tongued flimflams. I can assure you that I find that some of his choices of words in his reinterpretations of historic events would not have been mine. For example, I would have substituted "cocky" for "incomprehensibility" and "insidious" for "superincomprehensibleness." Also let me just say that it is cowardice on Necho's part to bowdlerize all unfavorable descriptions of his anecdotes. There are several logical contradictions in Necho's position on this matter. For example, we can no longer afford to do nothing about his jejune, politically incorrect excuses. Instead, we must strike while the iron is hot and speak out against behavior and speech that is intended to lay waste to the environment.

You may detect disapproval and anger in my writing when I state that Necho has no idea what he's doing. That disapproval and anger exists primarily because only the impartial and unimpassioned mind will even consider that if the past is any indication of the future, he will once again attempt to inject his lethal poison into our children's minds and souls. He says he's going to shift our society from a culture of conscience to a culture of consensus in a matter of days. Good old Necho. He just loves to open his mouth and let all kinds of things come out without listening to how hostile they sound. He is too insolent to reason with. Then again, that notion has been popular for as long as sensationalism has existed. Relative to just a few years ago, gormless radicals are nearly ten times as likely to believe that all major world powers are controlled by a covert group of "insiders". This is neither a coincidence nor simply a sign of the times. Rather, it reflects a sophisticated, psychological warfare program designed by Necho to worsen an already unstable situation.

I don't want to overstate this point, but Necho believes that I and others who think he's a headstrong smart aleck are secretly using etheric attachment cords to drain people's karmic energy only because he has a need to believe that. That much is crystal clear. But did you know that Necho's overgeneralizations are colored by a sycophantic adoration of racialism? That's why I'm telling you that if you want truth, you have to struggle for it. This letter represents my struggle, my attempt at mentioning a bit about unimaginative spielers such as Necho. It is also my soapbox for informing the community at large that we are at a crossroads. One road leads into the light of a bright, shining future in which brazen tyrants like Necho are totally absent. The other road leads into the darkness of nihilism. The question, therefore, is: Who's driving the bus? To rephrase that question, what exactly is Necho trying to hide? That's not a rhetorical question. What's more, the answer is so stunning that you may want to put down that cereal spoon before reading. You see, Necho's latest manifesto, like all the ones that preceded it, is a consummate anthology of disastrously bad writing teeming with misquotations and inaccuracies, an odyssey of anecdotes that are occasionally entertaining but certainly not informative.

It has been brought to my attention that Necho's positions have no credibility. While this is doubtlessly true, Necho conducts himself in a superciliously pompous manner. But I digress. Necho's new definition of "teleoroentgenography" is in disagreement with his rash, mealymouthed recommendations. Now that's a strong conclusion to draw just from the evidence I've presented in this letter so let me corroborate it by saying that over time, Necho's inveracities have progressed from being merely treacherous to being supertreacherous, hypertreacherous, and recently ultratreacherous. In fact, I'd say that now they're even megatreacherous. While I have no proof that choleric desperados, motivated by either antipluralism or a desire to lead a disorganized life, are eager to help Necho break us up into a set of quarreling, wrangling, squabbling factions, you should still believe me, as he does not tolerate any view that differs from his own. Rather, Necho discredits and discards those people who contradict him along with the ideas that they represent.

Necho and his operatives are piteous wonks. This is not set down in complaint against them, but merely as analysis. His belief is that he should be free to cast the world into nuclear holocaust. Hey, Necho! Satan just called; he wants his worldview back.

Of course, I'm generalizing a little here. But that's only because Necho maintains that individual worth is defined by race, ethnicity, religion, or national origin. Perhaps it would be best for him to awaken from his delusional, narcoleptic fantasyland and observe that my love for people necessitates that I give peace a chance. Yes, I face opposition from Necho. However, this is not a reason to quit but to strive harder. If his plan to place our children at imminent risk of serious harm is to be discouraged then the wisest course of action is to mention a bit about dodgy brownshirts such as Necho. Before we start down that road I ought to remind you that his method (or school, or ideology—it is hard to know exactly what to call it) goes by the name of "Necho-ism". It is an avaricious and avowedly nettlesome philosophy that aims to insist that our society be infested with barbarism, cameralism, autism, and an impressive swarm of other "isms".

Necho thinks it would be a great idea to challenge all I stand for. Even if we overlook the logistical impossibilities of such an idea, the underlying premise is still flawed. Aside from the fact that his expositors believe that those rights and protections which give us voice in a democratic society are the cause of diabolism and social chaos and must be thwarted or dismantled, only through education can individuals gain the independent tools they need to complain about scornful, brutal misfits. But the first step is to acknowledge that Necho has spent untold hours trying to replicate the most sanctimonious structures of contemporary life. During that time, did it ever once occur to him that the "freedom" that he is always so keen to talk about is a sheep's freedom to choose the patch of grass in which it will graze while growing wool and mutton for its owners? My best guess, for what it may be worth, is based on two key observations. The first observation is that I am asking the readers of this letter to be aware that he garners attention for his unprincipled politics by grabbing the teats of obstructionism and milking them for all they're worth. The second, more telling, observation is that I find Necho's failed attempts to bring about a wonderland of terrorism mildly amusing. Don't make the mistake of thinking otherwise. Necho does, and that's why if we are powerless to fight for our freedom of speech, it is because we have allowed Necho to increase alienation and delinquency among our young people.

If we take Necho's canards to their logical conclusion, we see that sooner or later, Necho will demonstrate an outright hostility to law enforcement. He says that he needs a little more time to clean up his act. As far as I'm concerned, his time has run out. Finally, to those of you who are faithfully helping me stop the Huns at the gate, let me extend, as always, my deepest gratitude and my most affectionate regards.

Why do you have a complaint about me on your Web page?

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Re: my music sucks - thanx aLOT ableton!

Post by necho » Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:37 pm

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Re: my music sucks - thanx aLOT ableton!

Post by crofter » Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:39 pm

Either that or he's just having a laugh
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Post by necho » Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:44 pm

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Post by slatepipe » Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:03 pm

this thread and forum is so good today i can't even be bothered to go on my lunch break :D

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Post by Belkin » Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:06 pm

hmm maybe you dont know about cool feature for producers :)
ableton has Auto mixing for djs and Auto write music for producer :)
Open File -> New Project -> Select your style and you will have new hit ;))
Life is too short to listen to slow music
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Re: my music sucks - thanx aLOT ableton!

Post by polyslax » Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:22 pm

:lol:

I'm pretty sure Ableton tech support will have your jeans dry cleaned for you... that's so clearly their fault.
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Post by funky shit » Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:27 pm

d00d you need to use sidechain.
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Post by NeoMetric » Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:35 pm

some don't get the trollish lolcatish joke... please lurk only in the forum
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Re: my music sucks - thanx aLOT ableton!

Post by the girl next door » Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:37 pm

No wonder his music is shite, look at some of the gear he's using...

A RME Firefoot Flip-flop Running at 64 socks
A masturbation Remote SL61
An Anti-Virus TI
A TC electronic showercore
An original Minifook
A Roland SH(it)101

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