I wish Live was MAC ONLY!

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Re: I wish Live was MAC ONLY!

Post by hoffman2k » Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:34 am

Sibanger wrote:
hoffman2k wrote:
leedsquietman wrote:If everyone got a Mac the world would have a chronic shortage of turtle neck sweaters and Brylcreem ;)
I can tell you for a fact a lot of us are wearing hoodies and balding.

Doesn't really fit the profile.

Maybe you should go back to PC. (With an i7 8) )

Then you could probably afford a hair transplant and a nice selection of turtle neck sweaters to go.


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I got both at the moment actually. But what good is any OS if they can't run Riven? I mean, its a series of photoshopped images and quicktime movies and neither OSX or Windows 7 can run it without crashing or corrupting files.

And the hell with the hair transplant. I'm looking hotter with each day :D

I wonder who ever came up with the profile of Mac users. I can't remember the last time I've seen anybody except steve jobs wearing a turtle neck. I don't like coffee and when I do go to a coffee shop its not to stick around.

And I'm hesitant to profile PC users. Even I was there when Windows 3.11 was the hottest thing. And I was way too young to understand the concept of bugs. So I remember hitting the computer a lot. Somehow doing the same to a mac would feel like slapping a lady.
I wonder if the internet existed back then the rage was all about OS/2, Amiga Workbench and Windows..

Even if you say it jokingly, just drop the vision you have of Mac users in general. We're all computer users. The only difference between us is the level of trauma we endured with whatever OS crapped out on us.

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Re: I wish Live was MAC ONLY!

Post by Sibanger » Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:41 am

Yes, very much joking.

I love balding men. They are hot.

I would never get a hair transplant. (I'll be balding in the near future) :lol:

Oh, and you can screw turtle necks.

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Re: I wish Live was MAC ONLY!

Post by djsynchro » Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:44 am

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Re: I wish Live was MAC ONLY!

Post by djsynchro » Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:46 am

hoffman2k wrote: I remember hitting the computer a lot. Somehow doing the same to a mac would feel like slapping a lady
It just works.

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Re: I wish Live was MAC ONLY!

Post by SubFunk » Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:03 am

Angstrom wrote:can't we all just get along ?
what? you are one crazy boring hippy.

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Re: I wish Live was MAC ONLY!

Post by hoffman2k » Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:00 pm

djsynchro wrote:
hoffman2k wrote: I remember hitting the computer a lot. Somehow doing the same to a mac would feel like slapping a lady
It just works.
Quoted for truth!

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Re: I wish Live was MAC ONLY!

Post by davepermen » Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:02 pm

hoffman2k wrote:
djsynchro wrote:
hoffman2k wrote: I remember hitting the computer a lot. Somehow doing the same to a mac would feel like slapping a lady
It just works.
Quoted for truth!
what, slapping a mac, or slapping a lady?
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Re: I wish Live was MAC ONLY!

Post by 3dot... » Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:06 pm

davepermen wrote:
hoffman2k wrote:I remember hitting the computer a lot. Somehow doing the same to a mac would feel like slapping a lady
djsynchro wrote:

It just works.
Quoted for truth!
what, slapping a mac, or slapping a lady?
slapping a lady with a MAC I think... now go make me some money woman!
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Re: I wish Live was MAC ONLY!

Post by hoffman2k » Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:39 pm

3dot... wrote: slapping a lady with a MAC I think... now go make me some money woman!
:twisted:
Ah context... :lol:

With computer I meant PC and with PC I meant those rusty heavy noisy things we used in the 90's. And by hitting I was talking something along the likes of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuxBb5Y7DDM

No Macs or Ladies were harmed during the shooting of this video.

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Re: I wish Live was MAC ONLY!

Post by davepermen » Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:42 pm

now if that would have been a mac, it would have redefined the term "hackintosh" :)
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Re: I wish Live was MAC ONLY!

Post by filterstein » Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:10 pm

seriously, one thing i've learned over the years is never to buy software or hardware that can run only on one platform.
that way you can switch to the os of the day and still do your work without being locked-in..
back when we had os7 i was a mac convict, nowadays the difference is not worth fighting over.

If you look at how apple did business in recent years (logic, deal with apogee, iphone appstore) it's really the new microsoft.
I never liked Bill's company, getting to feel the same about Steve's (both of them!)

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