oh wait a minute you can't because he got his ass kicked into the twilightzone and was never seen nor heard from again so I suggest you take my advice and dig deeper, I don't care how you do it the live manual comes in many different languages just read it as a matter of fact impress your friends (if John hasn't killed them already) learn a new language and read the damn thing again, or become a hiphop dj and go to your local thrift shops and dig through vinyL dollar bins until you come up with a Live manual or one of nick the zombies worthy tutorials, the point is to give John Gordon the holiday break he deserves and to save your own life you must dig deeper my friends, who knows you might even pull a Live manual out of your nose.ok, I know some of you are thinkin 'hey man whats with all the bloodshed there's no need to bring John into this' and you're right we need to lightin up a little around here. I know you love it when I name drop, well I've got a granddaddy for ya you know Nicolas Cage right, yes that nicolas cage...actor extroidinaire,
well why do you think he gave up his world class acting career to become a dj? Isn't it obvious, Nicolas was on vacation in amsterdam when he was in a pharmacy filling one of his many prescriptions and he noticed a map on the back of one of his us dollar bills and he thought it was some elaborate hoax I mean who finds treasure maps on the back of dollar bills in this day and age but to make a long story short he and a couple of friends follow the maps clues and track down this supposed treasure which turned out not to be some stupid old luggage bin full of gold
coins but a full boxed copy of Ableton Live, Mr. Cage spent the final days of his vacation going through the tutorial lessons and said you know what forget acting, and we are all better off for it because now you can find DJ Cage on the world class after hours dancefloor circuit on any given night of the week pumpin out hot tunes and given that ole cut off filter knob the nicolas cage treatment we've all come to love since that fateful day in amsterdam,,....... And this could happen to you! oh and don't forget to check out his new mixtape comin out on motown records it's a collection of 17 previously remixed tracks, re-remixed and then remixed again back into their original arrangements and all done live on the fly. Don't miss it cause if you do you did
