Avatar - its a ripoff
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+1, he just came up with the perfect translation of what that film is about.
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I knew that there was something shallow and profane lurking beneath all of that eye candy
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avatar = dances with wolves on a goa party in space.
my eyes hurted bad after the movie,
great effects yaddayaddayadda, i got laid afterwards, phew,
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my eyes hurted bad after the movie,
great effects yaddayaddayadda, i got laid afterwards, phew,
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what a nicer 'saver'smartass303 wrote:great effects yaddayaddayadda, i got laid afterwards, phew,
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I thought Avatar was great, I reaffirmed my belief that as a "White Man" I can save the world. Any world.
Also that I am pretty much superior in every way to all indigenous peoples, and I can master their whole culture in a matter of weeks and then become their beloved king and sex up the old kings prized daughter. We ROCK !!!
I also found it re-assuring that alien cultures conform to a 1970s Californian middle-class hippy idea of the Noble Savage. Honest, in touch with the plants, but a bit stupid.
If I was a Native American I'm sure this film would leave me feeling all warm and fuzzy inside, or perhaps, like blowing shit up.
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Also that I am pretty much superior in every way to all indigenous peoples, and I can master their whole culture in a matter of weeks and then become their beloved king and sex up the old kings prized daughter. We ROCK !!!
I also found it re-assuring that alien cultures conform to a 1970s Californian middle-class hippy idea of the Noble Savage. Honest, in touch with the plants, but a bit stupid.
If I was a Native American I'm sure this film would leave me feeling all warm and fuzzy inside, or perhaps, like blowing shit up.
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Yes.
It's been downhill pretty much since A Man Called Horse, hasn't it?
Like I've said before, a better ending would have been the Navi gently brushing the blue eyed white boy aside with a 'thanks, but no thanks' gesture, then connecting with the planet to unleash holy hell on the humans.
But, seeing as this was a film created by and for overeducated pompous white liberal douchebags, that was sadly not the case.
It's been downhill pretty much since A Man Called Horse, hasn't it?
Like I've said before, a better ending would have been the Navi gently brushing the blue eyed white boy aside with a 'thanks, but no thanks' gesture, then connecting with the planet to unleash holy hell on the humans.
But, seeing as this was a film created by and for overeducated pompous white liberal douchebags, that was sadly not the case.
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It takes a special kind of moron to go to this movie and expect to be anything more than it was and then complain about it.
It's like going to a gay club and complaining about the lack of jazz fusion music.
but +1 for "I hate things that are successful and popular" posts on the net. There really isn't enough.
It's like going to a gay club and complaining about the lack of jazz fusion music.
but +1 for "I hate things that are successful and popular" posts on the net. There really isn't enough.
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@ angstrom
i spitted all over my screen damn it. wiping tears off.
i spitted all over my screen damn it. wiping tears off.
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beats me wrote:It takes a special kind of moron to go to this movie and expect to be anything more than it was and then complain about it.
It's like going to a gay club and complaining about the lack of jazz fusion music.
but +1 for "I hate things that are successful and popular" posts on the net. There really isn't enough.
Actually, I've loved all of Cameron's previous films. I was expecting greatness here as well and should have gotten that. Moron or not.
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can I just say that I have a special switch that de-couples my frontal lobes, so I was able to enjoy it while in the cinema.
But afterwards(when I flipped the switch back) I realised I'd been enjoying californi-porn. The makers of this movie go to $5000 a night tantric-yoga retreats to learn from chi master Crystala Rainbobrite about how they are all ascended Reiki masters.
Then I felt dirty.
But afterwards(when I flipped the switch back) I realised I'd been enjoying californi-porn. The makers of this movie go to $5000 a night tantric-yoga retreats to learn from chi master Crystala Rainbobrite about how they are all ascended Reiki masters.
Then I felt dirty.
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well, terminators are at least entertaining and funny. avatar is just plain embarrassing. i expected entertainment. i did not expected anything from intellectual quality, whatsoever, i mean clear, it's cameron.
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Even Titanic? I think that movie gets an undeserved amount of hate. Sure it's a chick flick but it's also an epic story with plenty of eye candy. I don't think Titanic would have worked without the chick flick aspect because you wouldn't give a shit about anybody on the ship and it would have just been an easily forgettable ship wreck movie.LoopStationZebra wrote:beats me wrote:It takes a special kind of moron to go to this movie and expect to be anything more than it was and then complain about it.
It's like going to a gay club and complaining about the lack of jazz fusion music.
but +1 for "I hate things that are successful and popular" posts on the net. There really isn't enough.
Actually, I've loved all of Cameron's previous films. I was expecting greatness here as well and should have gotten that. Moron or not.
So Avatar is the third in the Dancing With Wolves and Pocahontas trifecta. I think it's the best. Christ, how much time is spent by people on this forum writing music styles that have already been done to death with little originality.
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Every fiber of my being wanted to hate Titanic, but I loved it.
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yep.beats me wrote:It takes a special kind of moron to go to this movie and expect to be anything more than it was and then complain about it.
It's like going to a gay club and complaining about the lack of jazz fusion music.
but +1 for "I hate things that are successful and popular" posts on the net. There really isn't enough.
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At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
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