[SOLD] Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

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Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Post by Bagle » Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:37 pm

dum wrote:oh snap!

but hey, at least I got enough oxygen in the womb! zing!
words like zing make me believe you didnt,
or you had some sort of terrifying accident in there..
mum and dad get a lil too close for baby dum to dodge outta the way?
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Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Post by dum » Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:39 pm

tumbleweed.gif
Pasha wrote:Thanks dum for being so precise.

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Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Post by LoopStationZebra » Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:42 pm

Pfft. You live for this, bitch. :lol:
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Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Post by Bagle » Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:46 pm

dum wrote:tumbleweed.gif
well played
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Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Post by LoopStationZebra » Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:48 pm

Yes, Lemur has physics
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Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Post by LoopStationZebra » Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:49 pm

Bagle wrote:
dum wrote:tumbleweed.gif
over played

fix de la fix :P
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Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Post by dum » Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:51 pm

LoopStationZebra wrote:
Bagle wrote:
dum wrote:tumbleweed.gif
over played

fix de la fix :P
sheeeeeeeeeit. you're like the behringer of pithy witticisms.

be a sport, douse yourself in something flammable.

edit: highly flammable
Pasha wrote:Thanks dum for being so precise.

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Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Post by LoopStationZebra » Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:56 pm

:lol:

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This should do it. Though I may need you to light the match and give it a wee toss.....
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Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Post by dum » Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:01 pm

wtf ? I wouldn't waste a bottle of wino's piss on you, let alone a fine bottle of JD. We use it to clean toilets over here :lol:
Pasha wrote:Thanks dum for being so precise.

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Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Post by Bagle » Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:04 pm

dum wrote:We use it to clean toilets over here :lol:
everyone does, when it comes back up.. fucking hate that piss
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Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Post by Z3NO » Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:10 pm

humnumb wrote:
Z3NO wrote:Which part of my post gave you the idea that I am a bitter and insecure Lemur owner? Was it the "No, I do not work for JazzMutant and do not own a Lemur." bit?
That doesn't mean you didn't own it and sold it once you saw what's coming, does it? :lol:

I'd say your posts are quite revealing:
Z3NO wrote:The iPad is a joke compared to the Lemur! It's a bit like saying "Ooh you might wanna sell your BMW now that Datsun have brought out a new tin on wheels!
Z3NO wrote:Can the iPad hold up to that? I know the Lemur can...
So as long as you use one hand to control Live with an iPad while holding your cock in the other to masturbate in the safety of your mum's bedroom, by all means, go buy it, but don't be coming in here making silly comparisons between a consumer product and a professional tool for working musicians.
How about this one then Sherlock F***ing Holmes :"The iPad is a great gadget packed with features and no doubt in many areas will even exceed the capabilities of the Lemur"...

I do not, did not and will not own a Lemur. And frankly I could not give a toss about it being better or worse than anything else out there for whatever use people make of it, all I was saying is that it belongs to a different category to the iPad, and for one reason or another, this is reflected in the price. Which is why an offer 800 euros short of the asking price is IMHO a little offensive taking this factor into consideration.

p.s: will I have to re-explain my post again, or should I just copy and paste it below a few times in case you wanna read it more then once? :wink:

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Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Post by Tone Deft » Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:15 pm

but Z3NO when the 12 year old kid with a Boba Fett action figure stuck up his ass tells you that you're angry about the Lemur it has to be true!

now stfu and go be angry!!
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Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Post by dum » Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:25 pm

Z3NO wrote: p.s: will I have to re-explain my post again, or should I just copy and paste it below a few times in case you wanna read it more then once? :wink:
you should probably just draw him a picture

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Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Post by Tone Deft » Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:28 pm

it might be time to change the iPad.
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At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
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Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Post by LoopStationZebra » Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:38 pm

Phantobass, any other offers yet? lol. Do keep us posted, won't you? :P
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